Three Rough Blokes on the Amazon January – February 2015

Three rough blokes were having a beer one day and Roger was saying how he’d like to do the other half of the Amazon from Manaus to the coast. The other two didn’t take much persuading so in January 2015 we met in Manaus, Cam flying in from a week in Guatemala, AJ arriving after a few days in Panama and Roger after the shot show in Vegas and a few days in Panama.

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Amazon 2015

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The Land Down Under, May-June 2026: Part II

 

Saturday 23 May 2026 – Adelaide: Roger

It was about 4am when the bumpy ride came to a halt at Port Augusta. We stopped here for the best part of an hour. I found out later it was to change drivers. Around 5 we were on the move, again bumping along. Apparently the track gets a lot of use here making it a bit more worn than in other places.  Or so we were told later. It was daylight by the time we passed through Port Wakefield.

We headed down to the dining carriage for our last train breakfast, where we chatted to Ralph and Alison, who were in the suite next door to us. They had flown out to Lake Eyre yesterday. The lake had filled with water last year after having last filled to capacity in 1974. The north lake is already fill again this year and has just started flowing over to the south lake.

It was around 1030am when we arrived at Adelaide Station. After disembarking we were driven to Sylvia’s sister, Debbie, and husband Dave’s place. After a cup of tea and a yarn we headed out to the Mount Lofty Golf course to pick up Dave, who had just finished his Saturday morning game. Next stop was Lenswood orchard to pick some apples and enjoy some apple crumble and ice cream.

After that, we visited Mike and Jackie, friends of Debbie and Dave at their modern, old-style house on a hill in the middle of a vineyard. Here we saw our 4th kangaroo 🦘 of the journey.

On the was back into town we stopped at the Uraidla pub for a drink and a snack before heading back to Debbie and Dave’s for the night.

 

Sunday 24 May 2026 – Adelaide: Sylvia

We had a very leisurely day, enjoying catching up with family on a rainy Sunday. My great niece, Ivy, had her 5th birthday party this morning at a local indoor play area so we joined in the celebrations. Lots of excitement from the kids for sure. I was impressed to see DAve (Pops) joining in the fun on the play equipment. Debbie had made a birthday cake in the shape of a 5, which was much enjoyed by kids and adults alike.

We then headed back to the house where we relaxed over a few games of Code Names, a fun way to challenge the brain a little. Then we decided to drive out to the Belair National Park, only about 20-minutes away. It was actually quite pretty in the rain and we saw several kangaroos and lots of birds but the emus and koalas proved elusive.

Back home again, we dressed and then headed out to dinner at a very nice steak restaurant. We ate way too much again and enjoyed each other’s company. It is always so good to have time together.

 

Monday 25 May 2026 – Adelaide to Broome: Roger

It was around 9:30am when Debbie dropped us off at the airport, where we managed to check our bags all the way through to Broome, even though our two flights were on separate tickets. (Adelaide to Perth and Perth to Broome). We took off and headed west, soon crossing the border into Western Australia, the first part of which looked pretty barren, with many salt lakes spread around the vast plains. As we headed further west we flew over a huge cropping area, with farms ranging in size from 3,000 to 4,000 hectares. The paddocks all appeared to be fenced. It was just after noon when we landed in Perth, where the airport seemed to be incredibly busy with flights heading out to lots of places in Western Australia I had never heard of. With Western Australia hosting over 120 major export-oriented mining projects and hundreds of smaller operations, there are thousands of people transmitting through Perth on their way to and from work. On the other side of the runway there was a Qatar airways A380 parked along with some other large aircraft, with flights leaving to the Middle East and Europe from here.

It was just after 3pm when we boarded an A320 for the 2.5-hour flight to Broome. With a substantial tail-wind, this was reduced to under two-hours. We witnessed more large farms with the land running into scrubby hills and deserts further to the east. As we came in to land at Broome we noticed that the runway is smack-bang in the middle of town, meaning in the latter years the town has been built around the airport. Broome has a population of around 20,000, rising to over 40,000 in the tourist season, which we have struck the beginning of. We collected our bags and a very friendly chap suggested we jump on his shuttle bus, which we did. Very soon we were checking into the Moonlight Bay Suites, where we passed a very relaxing evening.

 

Tuesday 26 May 2026 – Broome: Sylvia

We had a lazy morning this morning, heading out just before 10am to wander into town. It was a gorgeous sunny morning but the wind was quite strong, keeping the temperatures mild. We stopped for a quick look at the views from the Roebuck Bay lookout. This area hosts multitudes of migrating seabirds over the summer, but most have now left to return to the Arctic or Siberia. I was particularly struck by the baob trees and the frangipani.

Broome was once a major area for harvesting mother of pearl from the Pinctada Maxima oysters that are found here. They are the largest oyster shells in the world and although they can be found in small quantities in some other parts of the world, are only in abundance here. Prior to the invention of plastic, mother of pearl was an important commodity for the manufacture of buttons and other things. In the early 1900’s some 80% of the world’s mother of pearl came from Broome. It was a dangerous business and many pearl divers lost their lives in cyclones, diving accidents or from tropical diseases. In the late 1940’s  the advent of plastics dramatically reduced the demand for mother of pearl. It was some years later that the cultured pearl industry really took off on the area. Today, Western Australia provides some of the highest quality cultured pearls in the world from a few pearl farms, which continue to develop their techniques to maximise the quantity and quality of pearls they farm.

There are numerous pearl boutiques along the streets of Chinatown, the main area of old Broome. Several of these have small museums or displays about the pearl industry. One has some old pearl loggers (boats) out the back. We spent a bit of time in another watching several videos about the industry.

We enjoyed a delicious brunch at the Haven Cafe. I would highly recommend this place to anyone visiting Broome. The food was delicious and the staff friendly and welcoming. After lunch we wandered down to the Old Streeter’s Jetty. This is a historic site and played an important role in the pearl diving era. It is also the start of the Jetty to Jetty walk, a self-guided walk with an app providing information and stories about the history of the area. The jetty juts out into a mangrove estuary… I had hoped to see a bit of wildlife around but nothing doing today…

We followed the Jetty to Jetty route, passing an old boat shed, some abandoned camps, and Sun Studios, the world’s longest running outdoor cinema, built in 1913 and still operating today. I found the commentary and personal stories on the app to be very interesting. We continued back to our hotel and took a bit of a break to rest Roger’s knees before heading out again towards the Town Beach Jetty at the other end of town. There is an interesting monument near the base of the jetty related to the bombing of Broome during World War II. It has nine representations of people of different ages and races, showcasing personal stories and reflections of survivors. Over 100 people lost their lives, the actual number will probably never be known. Many people had fled Java after the Japanese invasion and were sheltering in Broome, some in the flying boats that were easy targets. Many women and children were among the dead and injured.

We wandered back towards the hotel, stopping at Matso’s Brewery and Bar for a quick drink on the way.

Just before 4pm we jumped in a taxi and headed across to Cable Beach House, a stunning bar and restaurant perched on the cliffs overlooking Cable Beach, a fantastic spot to watch the sunset. A camel train headed past, off to pick up tourists for their sunset camel ride. I enjoyed a delicious gin and tonic while Roger opted for another alcohol-free beer, and we shared some scallops, tempura broccolini and zucchini fries. We headed back to the hotel after sunset for another quiet evening.

 

Wednesday 27 May 2026 – Broome, Kimberleys: Roger

It was just after 0730 when Erica, from Broome Adventure Cruises, picked us up in a 50-seat bus and we headed off around the town to pick up a few other people before heading out to Port Drive. Just before reaching Broome Adventure Cruises venue, we came across a road-train pulling out of a container terminal, pulling four 65-tonne containers. Most of the road trains here have three trailers but I think this one runs on a private road bringing out Magnetic Zircon from the mine. The project is a joint venture with a Chinese company and sells for between $700 and $800 Australian per tonne.

Arriving at Broome Adventures, we were briefed by Brendon, the son of the owner, before being led down to the beach and walking a few metres into the water to climb the steps into the back of the Brahminy Kite, a flat-bottomed-boat with a couple of outboard motors. After a further safety briefing on life jackets etc., we were on our way, heading along the coast for about 10-minutes to a very prominent jetty where we stopped for a while. Martin, the owner of the company and father of Brendon, gave us a briefing on the massive tides that they have here while Brendon sat up front and demonstrated using his head to represent the earth and his hands to indicate the position of the sun and the moon. The exceptionally high spring tides occur when the sun and the moon anre lined up with the earth pulling the water in the ocean to a high point on each side of the earth. He also gave us a rundown on the Catalina Flying boats that were here during World War II, housing some of the people that had come from the Dutch East Indies, now Indonesia, to escape the Japanese. They were living on the boats when nine Japanese zeros attacked, sinking the Catalinas and setting the sea around them on fire from the oil slicks. Most of those that escaped into the water were eaten by the large number of hammerhead sharks that hung out on the bay feeding on the offal and blood that came from the local meatworks. Those that did survive were badly burned and it was discovered that being in the sea for a period of time had helped heal the burns. This resulted in saline solutions being used to treat burns in the future.

Talk over, the boat was cranked up to 20-knots (about 40 kph) for another 10-minutes. We were then nosed into a beach and Brendon got out and put an anchor up on the sand with another anchor being dropped behind us. We dismounted and headed about 100m along the beach and soon nine of our party of thirteen were standing in dinosaur footprints. It was around 30-million years ago that a bunch of dinosaurs had walked through this country when it was a bit soggy. With the large brachiosaurs weighing in excess of 30-tons each, they left their footprints in the boggy surface. Over the years this had become sandstone with the footprints frozen in time. Round Broome 21 different species of dinosaur prints have been identified, the most species of prints found in one place anywhere in the world.

The  low tide here  goes out about 2km and many hundreds of footprints can be found in the sandstone rock. Many universities and their fellows from all over the world come to study these. There was one piece of rock where you could see a footprint and below the imprint the shape that the ground had been pushed into below where the heavy foot had landed. Martin was both very enthusiastic and very knowledgeable about the dinosaurs in the area and many other things too.

Brachiosaur print on top, note the weight pushing down the layers below the print.

Meat eating dinosaur track (Three toed)

Eastern Osprey

Footprint examination over, we reboarded the boat heading back out to sea and back along the coast for about 10-minutes before heading up into the Dampier Creek. This creek is home to a lot of wildlife and we even saw a turtle making its way through the water. Back in the old days many of the pearl divers kept their boats here and headed out to sea to dive for the pearls. Snacks and sparkling wine were laid out on an improvised table while we quietly cruised around the creek looking at the wildlife and learning a little about the mangroves. For those that have seen mangroves before you’ll see little sticks or pods sticking up underneath them. These are not just ornaments but apparently they’re there so when the tide comes and they are covered they send a signal to the rest of the plant to stop respirating for awhile and when the tide goes out signals it to start respirating again.

Australian Darter

Creek cruise over we headed back to the Broome adventure base, the tide having gone out a little bit so we had to walk a bit further to the beach this time. From here the road runs out onto a wharf, which is about 300m long. At the end of this there is a channel that runs along the coast in excess of 30m deep, which means really large ships can tie up at the end of the wharf and load their cargoes before heading north.

The tour over, Erica dropped us back in town where we headed back to the Haven Cafe for a relaxing lunch before strolling back to our hotel.

It was just before 1530 when the bus from True North turned up. We boarded it and Stacey welcomed us as we did another circuit of Broome to pick up the other 17 guests from various hotels before heading off to Cable Beach, where we boarded tenders that took us out to the boat that is to be our home for the next 10 days. With the helicopter sitting on the top deck and the large transom at the back it looked very impressive as we approached. We were soon welcome aboard, given a tour of the boat including the bar, lounge and dining room, along with a couple of relaxing decks up the front. We were handed limoncello spritzes as we arrived in the bar and got to chat with the other guests before being shown to our very comfortable rooms.

At around 1800 we were given a safety briefing and a bit of an insight into how everything works. We were also introduced to the crew including the two chefs, the many guides and the helicopter pilot. This was followed by a delicious dinner consisting of white snapper, asparagus,  saffron beurre blanc and a mixed salad followed by a very tasty lemon and fig tart. It was a good opportunity to get to know some of the other passengers, who I’m sure we’ll get to know a lot better over the next few days as we venture into the Kimberley.

 

 

The Land Down Under, May-June 2026: Part I

Monday 18 May 2026 – Auckland to Sydney: Sylvia

After arriving in Auckland to join Roger on Sunday afternoon, we spent a quiet evening at home. We were up bright and early this morning with a 5:30am pick up arranged to take us to the airport to check in for our 8:10am Qantas flight to Sydney. All went very smoothly, both on the NZ and the Australian end and we were very pleased that the Shangri-La hotel had our room ready when we arrived at the hotel just after 12. It was a grey, drizzly day in Sydney and, having been there numerous times before, we didn’t have anything specific planned for the afternoon. I googled what’s on in Sydney today and a Harry Potter Experience popped up. Given that I have recently been relistening to the books on audible, we decided to go and check it out.

We caught an Uber to the Olympic Park area, where the experience is being held, once again marvelling at the incredible engineering of the long tunnels that make getting around Sydney pretty simple. The experience itself was a bit of light-hearted fun, show-casing costumes and memorabilia from the movies. There were plenty of interactive exhibits and opportunities for photos. Roger particularly enjoyed blowing up potions in the cauldron – by not adding the right ingredients, and the wand that shot green sparks out when you held it….

We returned to the hotel for a light snack and a rest before meeting our friend Lesley for drinks in the bar up on the 36th floor. With stunning views over Sydney Harbour it is not a bad place to catch up. We continued on with an early dinner in the Altitude restaurant next door, enjoying a delicious two-course gourmet dinner before saying goodbye to Lesley and heading back to our room for an early night.

 

Tuesday 19 May – Sydney to Darwin: Roger

It was just prior to 6am when we jumped in an Uber for the 25-minute drive to the Sydney airport. Check in and security went quickly and smoothly and soon we were sitting in the Qantas lounge waiting for our boarding call. A cup of coffee and a snack and it was time to hobble down to the gate. Yes, I’m still hobbling along at a fairly slow pace, after a severe knee infection and blood poisoning on 1 March, following a knee replacement three-and-a-half weeks earlier.

The flight to Darwin is four hours and forty minutes, fifty minutes longer than the flight from New Zealand yesterday. The food on this flight was a big improvement on what we had yesterday, which helped the time to pass a bit quicker. Landing in Darwin, our bags actually came out first and soon we were in an Uber and on our way to the Palms City Resort with its advertised harbour view. If you look carefully through the foliage you can make out a little bit of sea, but I’m not quite sure what they’ve done with the harbour.

After dropping off our bags we headed off to the Laneway Cafe, which Sylvia had found on line, claiming to have the best coffee in town. The food was pretty good too. I enjoyed some spicy beans with kale and a few other things and Sylvia had the nourish bowl, with arancini, kale slaw and halloumi. Fed and coffee’d, or in Sylvia’s case hot choclate’d, we grabbed another Uber and headed to the Stoke’s Hill Wharf, where there is a museum covering both the bombing of Darwin and the Royal Flying Doctor Service.

We were given a rather thorough introduction by one of the staff, who told us how all the interactive stuff worked and when the holographic shows were going to be on. Plonking ourselves in a chair and donning a VR headset, we watched one version of the bombing on the 19th February 1942 in which this wharf was completely wrecked and the ship sitting alongside it, unloading mines and ammunition caught fire and exploded as around 200 Japanese bombers and fighter planes demolished not only the wharf but also several of the war and merchant ships in the harbour.  We then had a look through some of the exhibits, many of which are interactive, including one showing the Australian prime minister at the time, who you could ask some pre-selected questions to which he gave some politician-like answers. There was also another VR set up where you found yourself sitting beside one of the pilots in the Flying Doctor service.

We were then ushered into the theatre where a hologram film was shown about Commander Etheridge Grant, who at the time was the Commanding Officer of the USS William B Preston, a frigate that had been converted into a sea-plane tender, which was operating through South East Asia and happened to be in Darwin on the day of the attack.  Commander, later to become Rear Admiral, Grant was at the time of the bombing at the American Consulate and his number two, that was on the William B Preston, engines already running just in case, headed on a zig-zagging course to try and avoid the bombs and get the ship out of the harbour. One bomb hit near the stern, jamming the rudder so the engines were used to steer the ship to safety.

This was followed by another hologram of the formation of the Flying Doctor Service by John Flynn. With the first flights taking place in 1928 after some letters convincing parliament that the service was needed to support the people living in the remote outback of Australia. The service now has over seventy aircraft with many being purpose-built twin-engine jets that can fly from Darwin to Adelaide in three hours. Now days they clock up the equivalent of 34 return trips to the moon every year. The planes are equipped with very sophisticated medical equipment including incubators, ultrasound and x-ray equipment to name a few.

After that we headed to the local Coles supermarket to get a few provisions for the train journey tomorrow only to find that the place had bugger all and many of the shelves were empty.

In the early evening we took a stroll down to the waterfront and sat at the Beef and Bar eatery overlooking  salt water pool with the last of the swimmers and sunbathers vacating the area as darkness absorbed the grounds and these odd-looking things which Sylvia claimed were bats flew around from time to time. I thought they were just seagulls heading back late from their feeding.

 

Wednesday 20 May 2026 – The Ghan, Darwin, Katherine: Sylvia

Breakfast at the Palms City Resort didn’t start until 7:30am and our pick up for the Ghan was scheduled for 7:45am so we had a very hurried, light bite to eat before boarding a very comfortable van for the ~20 minute drive to the train station, some 25kms south of Darwin city. We were met by the station manager, James and our butler for the trip, Sebastian. Our luggage was whisked away and we were ushered into the Platinum lounge to wait boarding. Tea, coffee, Bollinger champagne and an array of pastries and fruits were available and we were handed our lanyards for the journey. As we had booked one of the two suites on the train we had fancy burgundy lanyards while the other platinum guests had white ones. It made me feel a little conspicuous.

We took the opportunity  to take some photographs of the train, which at 854m long, will carry 239 guests and 44 crew the 2,979kms to Adelaide. It wasn’t too long before Sebastian returned with an extended golf cart to transfer us and Ralph and Alison, who are in the other suite, to our carriage. More snacks and a non-alcoholic sparkling wine awaited us. We will certainly not be going hungry on this trip. Sebastian introduced the plans for the trip and left us to settle in and unpack before returning to stow our unneeded luggage.

Our suite is very comfortable…. One room with a queen size bed and a spacious wardrobe, another with a couch, small table and a well-stocked mini-bar and coffee station, and finally a comfortably sized bathroom.

The railway from Adelaide to Darwin was first developed in the early 1900’s. The first cameleer from Afghanistan arrived in Australia in 1838 to help with the exploration of the centre of the country. It wasn’t until 1859 that more camels and cameleers were imported. They played a critical role in opening up the country through until the early 1900s, supporting the development of major infrastructure projects like the Overland telegraph and the construction of the railways. The Ghan took its name from these cameleers. The first train from Adelaide to Alice Springs ran in 1929. The railway played a critical role in troop movement during WWII. It wasn’t until 2001 that work began to close the gap between Alice Springs and Darwin. The Adelaide to Darwin line was finally completed in 2004.

The train set off and we relaxed in the cabin. The eucalyptus scrubland outside the window didn’t change that much, broken only by the odd billabong and a few cattle grazing here and there. I did spot a couple of buffalo and at one stage we saw a small kangaroo, or perhaps a wallaby racing along beside the train. This would be tough land to farm. Some way south of Darwin we crossed the Elizabeth River, the half-kilometre long bridge will be the longest that we encounter the whole trip. Large termite mounds are scattered everywhere and from time to time we passed areas where the undergrowth was being burnt. I had forgotten how vast the sky feels in Australia given these massive expanses of flat scrubland.

 

At 12-noon we headed out, walking three carriages down to the platinum dining car, where we joined 24 others for lunch at a long table. Apparently there is another platinum dining lounge at the other end of the train for another 30 guests and there are also several gold dining cars. Roger had the buffalo curry (rather tasty apparently) and a pineapple mousse tart (too pineapple for his liking) while I had a Vietnamese chicken salad (perhaps a little bland) and a delicious chocolate mango dome. We then headed back to our carriage to get ready for our first off-train excursion.

The Ghan pulled into the station at Katherine at about 2pm. It is a pretty barren place with several containers stacked about and an interesting train designed to do track maintenance sitting off to one side. There is no platform, just a long pathway alongside the train. We hopped off and wandered a few hundred metres back to where several coaches were waiting. We had chosen to visit the Cutta Cutta caves. This was the least popular of the trips today with the majority loading into several coaches to head to a river cruise down the Nitmiluk (Katherine) gorge. We had only one coach for the caves and half of those on board got off along the way at an Outback Experience farm.

As we drove to the caves we passed through an extensive area of undergrowth burning, the flames glowing quite brightly right alongside the road. There has been a lot of rainfall in the area, and some devastating flooding, and so now is obviously a good time of the year to keep the undergrowth down for bushfire management.

We arrived at the caves and, despite the big signs warning to be aware of snakes, didn’t see any wildlife on the 375m walk to the cave entrance. These limestone caves have been formed over millenia and form part of the Jawayan lands, although they have never been inhabited due to poor ventilation. The caves themselves are pretty impressive with massive stalactites and stalactites. There is a pretty straightforward path through the caves with some steep steps to get in and a few squeezy areas to pass through. There is apparently a bit of wildlife in the cave including several species of bat and two species of snakes but we only saw one bat flying around.

We returned to the outback experience where tea, coffee and snacks were available. It was a beautiful station with lots of very healthy looking animals around. After a short time we headed back onto the bus for the short drive back to the train.

At 6:30pm we headed back to the dining car and met Alison and Ralph for a very special 7-course degustation menu, put on solely for the suite guests. Starting with caviar we were treated to a delectable dinner, with the chef himself introducing each course. Other courses included marinated feta in a tomato infused oil, tuna tartare with a soy poached egg yolk (divine), poached lobster tail in a beurre blanc sauce, kangaroo, a yuzu sorbet with green apple caviar to cleanse the palate, wagyu beef with truffle and a vanilla bean pannacotta. Each dish was paired with a different Australian wine for those who chose to indulge. It truly was a spectacular meal.

We retired after dinner to be rocked to sleep by the gentle motion of the train.

 

Thursday 21 May 2026 – The Ghan, Alice Springs, Uluṟu: Roger

As we sat in the dining room enjoying our breakfast we noted that the scenery had changed somewhat overnight. There were lots of scrubby type shrubs and a yellow grass, with no more of the tall eucalyptus on each side of the track. It was around 9am when a van picked  the four of us from the suites up and we headed off for a tour of Alice Springs. With its population of around 30,000, about 25% of those being indigenous people, they claim it’s a thriving little town, but ruled by the northerners out of Darwin. It’s the only place in the world where they have a ‘rowing’ regatta that gets cancelled if there’s water in the river as they use bottomless boats and run from the shopping mall down along the river bed to the finish line, feet driven not pedal driven.

We drove up to ANZAC Hill, which is quite well presented with its four flags –  one Australian, one for the northern territory, one aboriginal flag, and the fourth the flag of the Torres Strait Islanders. From the hill we could see the train back at the station. The hill is on the other side of the big gap through which the river runs and our guide pointed out various buildings around the place. One particular building, designed in Darwin, is the courthouse, where some bright spark decided to put two layers of office on the top two floors surrounded by glass, not realising that it hits 48° here at times in the summer hence neither floor has ever been rented.

Next we headed to the airport. Because of the dry climate, during Covid they had over 300 planes parked up here. Now it only has a few dozen, two of which belong to Air New Zealand.  The rest of the people taking the flight to Uluṟu turned up in a big bus and we climbed aboard a number of 628 caravans and were soon in the air flying out past the ‘once upon a time secret’ Pine Gap, which is a listening station belonging to the Five Eyes.

It would be quite interesting from a geologist’s perspective looking at this country, which from the ground looks pretty flat, but when you get up in the air you can see massive creases in the land where it’s been pushed up in places and then, suddenly with what appears like no reason, the river cuts right through the middle of a long row of hills. As we headed further east we flew over the large Amadeus Salt Lake. At 160km long and 10km wide at its widest point it generally doesn’t have water in it but, as they’ve had huge rains this year, parts of it are full of water and look quite spectacular.

After a bit over an hour the Rock came into view in the distance and as we closed on it the pilot did a few circuits of both Uluṟu and Kata Tjuṯa, another nearby outcrop. We landed at the local airport and the four of us were loaded into a van with a young lady from Italy as a guide. It is becoming more and more evident that Australians don’t seem to work in these places because everybody we run across seems to be from somewhere else. Even the pilot was from Ireland.

Rising 348m from the surrounding land and at 3.4kms long with a circumference of around 10kms, Uluṟu is a spectacular rock. It is the largest single rock in the world and is believed to be rather like an iceberg with the majority of the rock still underground. It is made of a very strong type of sandstone that doesn’t really erode. With its bright orangey/red colouring it really stands out.

We headed off to the Cultural Centre at Ayers, Rock where we saw various very high priced (in my opinion overpriced) paintings. In another room where they were making wooden items such as ornamental snakes etc. This is all done by the local indigenous people, a group of whom walked past us at one stage and had seemingly not been near a bath or a shower for sometime as the BO stench wasn’t very pleasant.

Viewing over, we headed around the south side of the rock where we enjoyed our lunch, which was quite tasty for a packed lunch. Lunch over we headed down a couple of different roads until we were within about 400m of the rock. We dismounted the vehicle and strolled along a gravel track with a number of viewing platforms where we could stand see the rock from different angles and one place even put our hands out to touch it. This area was flooded back in March when they had very heavy rain and only a week or so ago they had another rain so there is a lot of greenery and fresh growth around. Apparently during the rains waterfalls tumble down the sides of the rock, which must be pretty spectacular.  A little further round there was a pool, which contains a few frogs. It was quite full at this time of year and has water most of the time but in periods of extreme drought it just dries up.

Rock viewing over, we headed back to the airport and mounted back into our caravan for the flight back to Alice Springs. From the airport we were transported to what was once the Overland Telegraph Centre, complete with battery room, blacksmith shop and a good water supply from the nearby river that was often dry but had water underground. The telegraph line came into Darwin from Indonesia and right across Australia to Adelaide. Back in the day these telegraph stations were the main stopping points for people to get things fixed. Like most things that come about through the political system the pros and cons were carefully weighed up as displayed on one of the information boards.

Out the front of the telegraph station tables and chairs were set up to cater for everybody on the train and they produced a rather excellent meal from the nearby kitchen, including an entree and platters brought out for the main course. There was even dessert including a cheeseboard, panacotta, madeleines and chocolate truffles.

A local band played and later in the evening a guy called Tom got up with his laser pointer and gave a fun and informative lesson on the stars including how to navigate South using the Southern Cross, and pointing out many other constellations around the sky. He finished off his talk by picking up a didgeridoo and performing with the band as people danced around them. Evening over it was back on the buses and back to the train. We slept through the night as we headed into South Australia.

 

Friday 22 May 2026 – The Ghan, Coober Pedy, The Breakaways: Sylvia

We woke this morning and immediately noticed another change in the landscape. There was much less vegetation and the land spanned out around the train tracks in varying shades of red and yellow, dotted about with low shrubs and the odd cactus. We wandered down to the dining room for a light breakfast before arriving at Manguri, a small siding off the main rail line. We boarded our coach just after 9am and headed out. Our driver maintained a constant, entertaining and informative patter as he navigated the rough roads and potholes. This siding housed a few rail workers back in the 1970’s but their houses were all demolished in the mid 1980’s with only the foundations now visible.

We headed the 40-minutes or so toward Coober Pedy, where we dropped off a few guests at the airport for their flight over Lake Eyre. We then continued through Coober Pedy towards the Breakaways Reserve. We spotted a kangaroo and a small group of brumby horses along the way. This area, once apart of the vast inland sea of Australia has been eroded over the millennia and now boasts a number of mesas of varying colours, showcasing the different layers that formed. Many fossils have been found in the area including a fossilised plesiosaur. I had a bit of our chuckle as our driver-guide insisted on calling the area the Kanga Breakaways Constervation Park. I am not sure where he got the word Constervation from but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

Rock Hopper

We stopped at a few different view points, at one point meeting a couple of guides who shared their knowledge of the indigenous flora and fauna with us. At another viewpoint the Ghan team had set up a drink station with tea, coffee and a variety of alcoholic beverages. Our driver-guide kept us entertained pointing out the different shapes found in the mesas (a cow, a camel, dogs, a crocodile, an emu, a fish) some of which required significantly more imagination, or perhaps that’s what the alcohol was for, than others to find. He also entertained with his descriptions of the road, free massages and roller coaster ride included.

We stopped to look at the Dingo Fence. Built between 1880 and 1885 this fence stretches 5,600kms across Australia designed to keep the dingos from bothering stock. Apparently it costs ~$10million per year to maintain.

We headed back towards Coober Pedy for lunch. The name Coober Pedy comes from the indigenous language and means ‘white man in hole’, a reference to the 2.5 million open mine shafts in the area. Opals were first discovered in the region in 1915 by a 14-year old boy travelling with his father. The area quickly became a hive of mining activity with about 9,000 miners in the area during its peak in the 1990’s. Today about 1,650 people live here, with 50% living in underground dugouts to escape the scorching summer heat and freezing winter temperatures. Underground the temperature generally stays within a narrow 21-23 degree range. While a vast area has been set aside for opal mining, only about 20% has been mined so far. Only individuals are allowed to make a claim and pay a small fee to license their claim. They have to work it themselves for a minimum number of days in their claim period to retain their rights.

The land around Coober Pedy is covered in small conical piles of dirt that indicate the entrance to a mine shaft. Initially dug by hand, today the shafts are drilled and a vacuum type machine is used to suck the dirt the 35m or so out of the hole. Apparently originally invented by a kiwi, these vacuum machines are largely built on old trucks – apparently the dust would ruin the electronics in a newer vehicle within days. Driving through the town was not an advertisement for the riches to be made from opal mining. Mostly the town looks like a large dump site with old bits of vehicles and machinery scattered about everywhere. Apparently they don’t throw anything away in case it might come in handy one day.

The underground dugouts that many live in, are visible due to the white ventilation pipes poking up out of the hillsides. Only the sleeping and living areas are underground. The bathroom and kitchen facilities are generally in a lean-to area adjacent to the dugout.

We headed to the Quest Mine and were ushered down a ramp into some large underground chambers that had been dug out to be used as dining rooms. Here we were served a three course lunch on shared platters, after which we had the opportunity to walk further into the mine area and try our hand at opal mining. Most of the mining is done by pick and shovel or grader. We could see seams of opal shining in some areas. There is also some open cast mining where the roach is separated from the clay and then sorted under a black light, under which the opal glows a purplish-blue. A few people found small pieces of opal to take home with them. Apparently it is not uncommon for people to find opals lying on the surface of the ground, especially after it rains.

We next drove through the town to the Umoona Opal Mine and Museum. Here, we were met by our guides from earlier in the day, who explained a bit more about opals and showed us through a couple of dugouts, the first one of the more traditional, basic dugouts, and the second a more modern one. Our guide was keen to point out the benefits of living underground, particularly in terms of sleep quality – it is very dark and silent underground. I have to say, I wasn’t convinced.

We then wandered around the museum in the mine, showcasing a number of fossils and other finds from the area as well as the history of opal mining. I was particularly impressed with one very large ammonite fossil, and also the partial remains of a fossilised plesiosaur. There was of course also the obligatory gift shop.

As we drove back to the airport to pick up the guests we had dropped off in the morning, we passed the Coober Pedy golf course. This is definitely a unique playing area. Apparently in the summer golf is played at night due to the high temperatures during the day, using golf balls with lights in them. The tee areas are astro-turf and the greens are some form of sand with a bit of tar.

We headed back to the train, stopping to take a few photos before we climbed back on board. It had been another interesting, but long excursion so it was nice to have an hour or so to rest before dinner. We enjoyed another delicious meal in the dining car before heading back to the room for an early night. I think everyone reading this probably knows my aversion to group travel but I have to say The Ghan team have done it well and this has been a very good way to see the centre of Australia.

Oceania Allura, Caribbean Cruise – January 2026: Part VI

Sunday 25 January 2026 – Charlotte Amalie, St Thomas USVI: Roger

We arrived at St Thomas, the capital of the US Virgin Islands, at around 0630. With a population of about 51,000, the island was originally settled around 1500BC and later occupied by various tribes from the America’s. It was sighted by Columbus in 1493. The Dutch West Indies Company established a trading post here in 1657. It then ended up in the hands of Denmark until the British invaded in 1801, then gave it back to the Danes in 1802. Sugar was the main industry during the slavery period. It was eventually purchased by the US in 1917 as a port to control the Panama Canal and the Caribbean.

The reason these were called the West Indies is because Christopher Columbus arrived in the Caribbean in 1942, he mistakenly believed he’d reached the Indies. To distinguish these islands from the East Indies (Indonesia, Asia) they were labelled the West Indies.

Around 0900 we disembarked from the ship, strolled a short distance down the wharf and boarded a taxi, which took more of a resemblance to a truck, with a double cab and four rows of bench seats on the deck behind the cab. The driver told us as we climbed aboard to make sure we had the right change as this was his first run of the day. A 15-minute drive took us to the Emerald Beach resort, where we dismounted and waited for Sven, our guide, who turned up in a beat up Toyota with bench seats on the back and kayaks on racks on top. He drove us a short distance around the airport to Brewers Bay Beach where we dismounted. Just taking our snorkel gear, we strolled the short distance to the beach. Along the way he gave us a rundown on some of the various trees growing on the island. This included the Gumbo Limbo or turpentine tree that has large spikes on its branches to stop monkeys and other animals climbing it.

Arriving at the beach, Sven pulled out snorkel and masks for those that did not have them and we wandered down to the other end of the beach and entered the water following Sven. The first thing he pointed out was an octopus, which had buried itself into a little hole and apparently often hangs out there. As we swim over it we could basically see an eye looking at us. Next find was a green sea turtle, which was feeding on the sea grass on the floor of the ocean. We watched it until it came up for air and then disappeared. Next we swam over a stingray, which was lying gracefully on the bottom, not worried at all by us. We saw several other species of small fish as we swam away back along the beach to where we had entered. At one stage Sven called out to Sylvia that she had had a large dogfish swimming alongside her, which she had failed to notice.

Back on the beach, we packed up our gear and headed back to the Toyota. The drive took us over a hill from the Caribbean side of the island to Hull Bay Beach on the Atlantic side of the island. St Thomas island being part of the richest and most powerful country in the world (or so we are constantly told) has pretty poor quality roads with lots of potholes and very narrow stretches, where vehicles have to pull over and stop to let oncoming vehicles pass.

Arriving at the beach, Sven produced some beach chairs and insisted we sit, relax and eat a sandwich while he got the kit sorted. Lunch over we piled into our two-person sea kayaks and paddled out past the boats moored in the bay, soon passing a young couple in a tinny doing a spot of fishing. At a little cove a few hundred meters from the beach, and under a number of houses perched on the hillside, some with stairs leading down to the water, Sven tethered the kayaks to a rock a few feet below us. We put on flippers, masks and snorkels, and slid into the water, following Sven as he took us around the cove pointing out different species of fish. At one stage he dived down and held onto some rocks to film the fish in a little cave. Dave, who wisely left his life vest on the boat, also took a look followed by Sylvia who took her vest off to dive.

We swam back to the kayaks where Sven gave us a lesson on how to get back in. Basically this meant holding onto the side of the kayak with our body lying on the water outstretched,  then pulling our body down into a vertical position kicking hard, bending our knees and pushing down with our arms. This sort of propelled us into the boat, although in all our cases not very gracefully. Back in the kayaks we paddled a bit further out to where some rocks protruded into the edge of the bay. Sylvia, Dave and I took another plunge as the water surged back and forward between the rocks. We spotted a few more fish before it was time to clamber back aboard and follow Sven in his one man kayak, which he handled with ease, back to the beach.

The two-plus hours we had been at that beach had gone really quickly. Having packed up the Toyota we headed back up the hill, taking a left turn at the top and a different route back to the pick up point. We stopped at one point where Sven pointed out a few landmarks, including Water Island, which was still owned by the British up until the end of WWII. Also Hassle Island which contains significant marine ruins from the British and Danish days, including old barracks, forts and the oldest marine railway in the western hemisphere. It was separated from the mainland in 1860 to improve circulation in the harbour.

We asked Sven to stop at a place where we could see and photograph the aircraft carrier we had seen moored off-shore on the way up the hill. He stopped a little further down the hill where we got our distant picture. After Sven dropped us off we got a taxi back to the wharf. This time there were 10 people on board, two dropped off at another cruise ship along the way. When I went to pay, the price had suddenly gone up to $10.00 each. When I disputed this the driver pulled out a huge wad of cash and peeled off the change. I am convinced that there must be an international training school for taxi drivers as everywhere I have been they will take every opportunity to rip one off.

As we left the port we headed east along the coast. I headed up to deck 14 with my camera hoping we would pass the carrier we had seen today. After about 40-minutes it came into view. Although it was a couple of kilometres away it still looked impressive, especially through the 400mm lens on the Nikon camera. At a total cost of around 12.8 billion plus 4.7 billion in development costs the Gerald Ford does look impressive. With a displacement weight of around 100,000 tons it is 337m long 41m wide. The crew, including air crew for the 78 aircraft, is around 4,500. Apparently it is here for a few days R&R for the crew and to get some supplies. It has a strict 200m no-go area around it. It has been in the Carribean for a few months as part of the US mission to invite Mr Maduro to spend some time in New York.

In the evening we enjoyed a lovely meal at Toscana, with its Italian flavours before retiring for the night.

 

Monday 26 and Tuesday 27 January – At Sea: Sylvia

We spent our last two days at sea relaxing, walking around the deck, attending gym classes and eating. We enjoyed a last dinner at the Polo Grill on Monday evening and our last afternoon tea in the Horizons Lounge on Tuesday afternoon. Debbie and I managed to beat Dave and Roger at a game of Euchre. It has been a long time since I’ve played cards (other than the bridge lessons on our last cruise) and we really enjoyed the game. We also attended the highly energetic and entertaining Our World show in the Allura lounge. It is always sad when these holidays end, even though we are always happy to get home.

 

Wednesday 28 January 2026 – Miami: Sylvia

We had done all our last minute laundry, packed our bags and left them outside our suite yesterday evening. After meeting Debbie and Dave for a last breakfast aboard in the Grand Dining Room, we departed the ship at 8:30am. We walked the short distance into the terminal to collect our luggage. Oh dear! My suitcase was nowhere to be found. I could see another suitcase, same brand and colour but larger, and with a big red ribbon tied to the handle. Surely they hadn’t mistakenly taken mine instead. After lots of interactions with the not particularly helpful ground staff, and walking the entire building to see if my suitcase was anywhere else, we finally managed to call the person on the name tag of the other suitcase. She assured us she was all good and had her three bags with her. It took quite some convincing to get her to check the labels and admit that actually, she had my suitcase. I will admit that I had reached the end of my tether by this stage and was feeling fed up with the whole thing. She had already exited the building through US immigration. I wanted to leave her suitcase inside and let her deal with the situation but Dave took pity and took her suitcase through immigration. We met outside and she was very apologetic. I reminded her quite sternly to be more careful next time and we moved on.

A short taxi ride later, we arrived at the luggage storage depot I had found and booked on line. It was nice to be met by a very friendly, helpful man who was happy to store our bags for the day. Customer Service is thankfully not dead everywhere.

We had originally booked a private boat tour around Miami to fill our day but the weather had turned and was unseasonably cold. Based on the forecast I had cancelled this booking so we were left with several hours to fill. The museum we had decided on didn’t open until 11am so we wandered to a nearby Starbucks, where we enjoyed some hot chocolates while Dave and Roger thrashed Debbie and I in a retribution Euchre match.

A short Uber ride took us to Superblue, billed as an interactive art installation museum. A huge photographic mural covered the outside walls, showcasing the people of Miami. We were warmly welcomed by the enthusiastic staff and after buying tickets headed inside. Our first stop was to get prepared for the cloud room. We were given masks, goggles, shoe covers and long white gowns to wear. We then entered a room filled with sort of soap bubble couds. It was all a bit bizarre and surreal but we had a bit of fun in the seven minutes we were allowed to wander in the clouds.

The next exhibit was probably our favourite. Different floral scenes were projected onto the walls and floor of a large room. When we touched the walls, it changed the scene. Sometimes it made flowers appear in what had been rain, other times it made the petals blow off the flowers. It is very hard to describe but we spent quite a bit of time playing with the different effects.

In another room, if you placed your hand an inch or so below a sensor, it would pick up your heart beat and 3,000 lights would pulse in time. Again, very hard to describe but quite an incredible sensation.

There were a few other exhibits including a not particularly inspiring laser/water interaction, a mildly entertaining mirror maze and a few others. All in all it was a good way to kill time. We headed back to the luggage storage place, picked up our bags and headed to the airport.

With only a few minor challenges with check in, we all settled in for the long journey home. We were all on the same flights from Miami to Houston and then on to Auckland. From there we separated. I flew on to Queenstown and drove home to Wanaka. Roger stayed in Auckland, where he will get new knees in the next few weeks. Dave and Debbie caught a flight home to Adelaide.

Overall we had a very enjoyable holiday, despite a few glitches along the way. Debbie and Dave were fantastic travel companions and we enjoyed a lot of laughter along the way.

 

 

Oceania Allura, Caribbean Cruise – January 2026: Part V

Thursday 22 January 2026 – At Sea: Roger

At around 0700 the captain came over the intercom: “We are very sorry but with 30 knot winds we have been unable to berth at Basseterre in St Kitts”. It looks like this bloody ship is using a very poor form of berth control!! This is the fourth port we have been unable to berth at. This is rather annoying as other ships seem to get in ok. We had planned a dune buggy adventure too so very disappointed to miss that. Never mind!

We met Debbie and Dave for breakfast in the Terrace cafe. Later we adjourned to our cabin for a game of cards, I think called ‘Up and down the river’, which Debbie won.

After lunch we headed to deck 16 for a game of baggo bean-bag toss, tossing soft bags onto a sloping steel ramp with a hole in it. Sylvia and Dave cleaned up on that one as the ship steamed very slowly to Guadeloupe.

We then had a round of golf on the 18-hole putting course. Dave won that one although Sylvia’s score was pretty close.

A visit to the Creperie mid afternoon was followed by some relaxation. Sylvia and I skipped dinner. Around 2100 we headed to the Allura Lounge (theatre) where the vocalist Yaniv Zarif performed a number of songs from Broadway.

 

Friday 23 January 2026 – Guadeloupe: Sylvia

We were up early this morning. After missing our port yesterday we expected to arrive at Pointe-a-Pitre on time or early, but sadly we were a little late. We had arranged to have breakfast in our suite so we could disembark shortly after docking at 7am, but it was just after 8 by the time we were cleared to leave. Guadeloupe looked like a great place from the ship, despite the threatening clouds. The lush mountains were shrouded in mist but the colourful buildings stood out nonetheless.

On disembarking we arranged a taxi to take us to the other side of Basse-Terre. Guadeloupe, which looks like one butterfly shaped island, is actually two, joined in the middle by a road bridge. Basse-Terre is the larger island with more rainforest. We had decided to head to a small place called Plage Caraïbes, where we had booked a ‘self-drive’ dinghy to explore part of one of Cousteau’s marine reserves. There is something about the drivers in these French territories. Sandrine, like our driver on São Tomé back in October, drove like she was in a massive hurry, despite the fact that we had arranged to pay her for the full day. The road wound its way up over the mountains and we couldn’t have got much closer to the car in front if we had tried. From the road we caught glimpses of the waterfalls this area is known for through the thick rainforest. It was obvious that this island does not lack for rain.

Just as we arrived at Plage Caraïbes I received a call from the boat rental company checking to see if we were still planning to come, given we had left the ship late. After a quick briefing we headed out, Dave taking charge of the wee, well-kitted-out boat. We had been provided with a map, showing a number of different places within the marine reserve where we could moor to a buoy and snorkel.

We headed first to the area of sea grass, known for turtles. It was about a 40-minute ride. The rain came down in buckets as we arrived but it stayed fairly warm and we were planning to get wet anyway so we didn’t mind. As we tied up to the buoy we could see many snorkelers in the water and it didn’t take us long to find turtles ourselves. They are incredibly graceful looking animals and seemed to ignore all the people around, which was nice.

From there we headed out to Pigeon Island. Dave had hired a small sea-bob and towed Debbie along with that for a while, then Roger had a go. The area around the island had plenty of fish and while most of the coral was dead, there was enough new stuff coming through to make it interesting. Many people had hired kayaks and paddled over to the area.

We then motored around to another buoy on the other side of the island. Debbie decided to stay on the boat expecting to be able to dry out and warm up while the rest of us snorkelled, but it rained the whole time we were there. The snorkelling there was lovely – at one point we came across a large school of bright blue fish, and in another spot red-bellied rock wrasse were munching on the algae on the coral.

Heading back towards our start point, the sun came out and we snorkelled in two more spots. In one we were surrounded by what seemed like thousands of small zebra fish. In the other there were more corals. It was warm and the water was calm and fairly clear, a dream Caribbean landscape.

Arriving back at our start point on time, just before 1pm, we caused ourselves and others a bit of hilarity as we jumped out of the boat and waded to shore. There was quite a drop-off just where the waves were crashing. I had already made it safely to shore but Roger fell over, nearly knocking Debbie and Dave over too and we were all in absolute hysterics. Eventually we all got to shore. It wasn’t until I was cleaning up later, when back on board Allura, that I realised that while Roger had managed to bring a bag full of sand back with him, he had lost half his snorkel.

After a quick rinse off and changing into dry clothes, we met our taxi driver for the return trip to Pointe-a-Pitre. This time we went by the coast road, stopping for a coffee or coke at the small town of Deshaies, where the TV series Death in Paradise was filmed.

Back on board we headed to the bakery/creperie and enjoyed a mid-afternoon snack. By this time we were all pretty hungry and ate way more than we probably needed.

Later in the evening we ate at Polo Grill, the specialty steak restaurant, all having steaks with various sides as our mains. After dessert, coffee and some entertaining banter we retired for a relaxing, early evening.

 

Saturday 24 January 2026 – Antigua: David

Roger, (probably by mistake), offered Dave or Debbie to write the blog for a day. Dave decided to give it a crack, so here we go…

At 705am I awoke to find us docked at St John city, the capital of Antigua. There were three other cruise ships also docked, a P&O Cruise ship with ~5,000 passengers, MSC Explora I with ~900 passengers and another small one with 100 or so. So that’s potentially almost 7,500 people offloading into the city of St John, population 25,000. We understood this more when later we were told that Antigua’s only industry is tourism – no exports. The main tourism is from November to April and there is very little at other times due to the hurricane season.

I’m getting ahead of myself – let’s start with some facts from Lawrence our tour guide for the day:
Antigua: pronounced phonetically Antega.
Language: English but also their own dialect broken or pidgin English – we say “over there” they say “ova da”.
Currency: East Caribbean dollar – $2.65 EC to $1 US.
The main (only) industry up until 1970 was sugar cane, then it became economically unviable and now is only tourism.
Population: around 105,000.
Size: roughly 22.5km wide by 19.3km long, roughly circular in shape with harbours. 285 square kms
Highest point: Boggy Peak at 402 metres. Its name was changed temporarily to Obama Peak when Barak Obama was president of USA.
Claim to fame: Sir Viv Richards came from Antigua, (famous West Indies cricket captain).
2nd claim to fame: Eric Clapton has a house on the island – (see photo – apparently he is a musician).


3rd claim to fame: Princess Margaret honeymooned here at Clarence House – (see photo, apparently she was Queen Elizabeth’s wild sister).


Petrol price: US$6.20 a US gallon. NZ$2.83 per litre.
Vehicle registrations: Number plates for vehicles start with letters as follows: R for rentals; TX for taxis; B for Bus; A for locals from Antigua; C for Commercial and G for Government.

This country is made up of two main islands Antigua and Barbuda, with one government. It gained full independence from Britain only in 1981.

Back to our day – We met Roger and Sylvia for breakfast in the Terrace cafe at 8am and then headed off to meet Lawrence at 9. We walked the wharf area, serenaded by a live band playing “We come from a land down under”. How did they know? 99% of our boat passengers are Americans. The plan was for Lawrence to give us a full guided tour of the island and a swim at one of the 365 beaches. You should have seen the look on some faces when the first thing he said to us was, “Did you read the fine print? This is a walking tour.” Oh dear we will need to drop these bags off. I am sure Sylvia wondered how she had made a mistake with the booking 😅😅. When he confessed to the joke, the fun tone was set for the day. Soon we were in a small bus/van with 4 others, (a group from Wales), to start our tour.

Firstly we headed out of St John past the old national cricket stadium where Brian Lara set a world record for highest score for a batter against England. The stadium has now been replaced by a new stadium called the Sir Vivian Richards cricket ground, funded by China, just on the outside of town. There is now a Chinese embassy here as well. We also travelled past the only prison on the island, built in 1735 with around 250 occupants. Apparently it is not called a prison just 1735 and everyone knows.

We were warned that we may see mongoose on the island as they are prolific. They were introduced to the island to kill off the snakes. That aspect was successful as the island is snake free but there is now an abundance of mongoose who like to snack on chickens.

We noticed that there are many unfinished homes on the island. Lawrence explained the two reasons for this: one is that people run out of money because everything has to be imported and it is so expensive, and the second is the people that own them that live in other parts of the world and only work on the houses when they come to the island on holiday.

Our first stop was within the national park on the top of a peninsular overlooking where the Atlantic meets the Caribbean sea. From here in one direction we looked out across to Willoughby Bay and also Eric Clapton’s small bach, (my humour).  On the other side was English harbour and Falmouth harbour – I do wonder how it got that name? Perhaps many ships came to grief entering the harbour and bad words were spoken by various captains or perhaps it was Christopher Columbus when he found the island in 1493.

We stopped at another part of the National Park with amazing views back over the harbours.

From there we headed down into the harbour where it became obvious the rich come in their boats when visiting this area. We were taken to the area known as Nelson’s dockyards. This is where many British ships, warships mainly, were brought for repairs and the area was named after some British man, Horatio Nelson, who Roger says is quite famous in the UK to do with wars.

Lawrence dropped us off and we were told we were getting a guided tour around the dockyards with a group of others. We waited in a room at the entrance for the guide to arrive. This is not Sylvia and Roger’s thing so they decided they were going to guide themselves and started walking off into the facility. Nobody told the other 30 people waiting in the area with us what they were doing so they, like sheep, just started following Roger and Sylvia. Debbie and I just stood and watched thinking maybe they just wanted to guide themselves as well or were they just following blindly? Anyway Sylvia and Roger slipped obliviously from view, (not intentional I think), and the group had gotten 30 odd metres into the facility and stood looking like lost sheep. One of the guides  from the facility couldn’t figure it out and said “ This has never happened before – my group has just gone.” There were only about 6 of us left. We suggested they were the group standing lost in the facility and he duly spoke to them and they all returned….except Roger and Sylvia who continued on in their merry way not to be seen again until sometime later. Debbie and I had quite a giggle to ourselves. As a postscript, the guided tour was pretty much a waste of time and after about 10-minutes we quietly slipped away and guided ourselves, which many others were also doing quite successfully.

The docklands area was very very busy and would be one of the main tourist attractions for Antigua, along with the beaches, particularly for day trippers like us. The area started being used as a dockyard in 1725 with many ships repaired there. It was abandoned by the British navy in 1889.  Restoration of the area commenced around 1955 and the wharf and marina area is now well used by luxury launches and yachts, and the docklands buildings themselves have become a museum. From there we could see Clarence House on the hill above the harbour.

We carried on around the island through some rainforest, where we were told there are very few birds due to the 1990’s hurricanes which devastated the island and killed off a large amount of the bird life.  After that  we drove past West Indies fast bowler Andy Robert’s house and on to one of the famous Caribbean beaches for some food and a swim. It was a picture with lovely golden sand and turquoise clear water with a restaurant bar area opening onto the beach. The water looked so clear and inviting so no sooner had the food been consumed than I found myself in the water enjoying a cool off. There is next to no surf in any of the beaches we have been to. Yes, this is what a Caribbean holiday is all about.

Too soon the day was gone and we were back on the bus/van for our return to St John and the boat. I say van/bus because there is no way a full size bus could fit on those roads – they were narrow, rough and bumpy, with repairs on top of repairs and, as Lawrence said, people can and do just park anywhere either side of the road. I was quite surprised when Roger mentioned he had managed a quick 40 winks in the van.

The British influence here was clear as they drive on the left and use miles per hour, however the petrol is in American gallons not litres. All their fuel comes from Venezuela so it will be interesting to see that into the future. All electricity is generated by diesel generators. Come 5pm, we departed the port on our way to St Thomas. The water and the beaches on Antigua were wonderful and reminded me of our Pacific island beaches. A fun enjoyable day.

 

 

Oceania Allura, Caribbean Cruise – January 2026: Part IV

Saturday 17 January 2026 – At Sea: Roger

We woke early after a night of smooth sailing and went down to meet Debbie and Dave at the Grand Dining room for breakfast. Dave in particular enjoyed the large array of food with enthusiasm and we all tucked into a hearty breakfast. We sat and chatted for over an hour, catching up on Debbie and Dave’s new life in Adelaide, Australia, where they moved early last-year.

At that stage the ship was cruising along at ~19 knots, heading east along the coast of Cuba. We spent the rest of the day relaxing as the ship pushed its way smoothly through what was about a 3m swell. There was quite a strong wind blowing so the Captain had closed the walking deck, and we all visited the gym at various points before meeting in the Horizon Lounge for a rather decadent afternoon tea, with a choice of many treats and of course the normal raisin scones.

At 1830 we headed to Jaques restaurant for another fabulous meal, enjoying some of the many choices on the French inspired menu.

At 2115 we headed down to the Allura Lounge on deck five to watch the show which featured Yaniv Zarif, who apparently speaks something like 30 different languages. He put together a number of songs which encompassed many of the languages he spoke, including Russian Indonesian, Hebrew and French, just to name a few. The show over, we headed up for an early night although it was well past 2200 and the clocks were going forward an hour.

 

Sunday 18 January 2026 – At Sea: Roger

At 0830 we headed down to the Allura lounge, where Swazi, the fitness Director ran an immersion stretching class on the stage with digital screens around the stage displaying different passive scenery.

With this relaxed start to the day and the walking deck still closed, we had to use deck 14 and clocked up a few laps around the deck, which overlooks the pool. All the sun loungers were full of people just lying there, some reading books, some having their morning beer, but all soaking up the Caribbean sun and no doubt enjoying the relaxation.

The average age of people on this part of the cruise has increased quite a lot from the last leg with many more people on electric scooters, with Zimmer frames or in wheelchairs. The TV series ‘Waiting for God” comes to mind. It makes us all feel quite young.

In the afternoon some of us visited the gym and at 17:00 Sylvia and Debbie headed to the HIT class, which Sylvia really enjoys.

At 1800 we headed to Red Ginger, the Asian specialty restaurant. This also has a magnificent menu. We chatted while we dined on some amazing cuisine.

At 2100 we headed down to the grand lounge, where we watched a show on the history of Broadway. With its digital backdrops, a great variety of costumes, along with some impressive singing and dancing they took us through the evolution of Broadway from the early 1800s right through to the present day. The show over we headed to bed, ready for a day out in Puerto Rico, a US protectorate state, tomorrow.

 

Monday 19 January 2026 – San Juan, Puerto Rico: Sylvia

At 0800 Franzer, our butler, served the four of us breakfast in our suite. I am constantly amazed at how they manage to deliver the food exactly as ordered, piping hot and on time.

At about 0845 we wandered downstairs and disembarked at the pier in downtown San Juan. It is always nice to be in a port where you can walk straight off the ship and start your day’s activities immediately. I had prepared a self-guided walking tour and we strolled past many brightly coloured and well-preserved buildings to our first stop at Castillo San Cristobal.

Puerto Rico was sighted by Columbus during his second voyage in 1493. In 1508 Ponce de Leon started the first Spanish colony on the island. Puerto Rico was ideally situated and with its readily defended, deep bay was an excellent port. It was the first major island with water, shelter and supplies that sailing ships arrived at on their way to the Americas from Europe. The local Taino people were enslaved and although they revolted in 1511, never fully recovered.

Castillo San Cristobal was the second of two large forts built on the island. (More about the first one later). It was built over a period of 150 years and is the largest European fort in the Americas. It is an impressive fortress with many layers and a complex tunnel system that served not only as a way for troops to get around, but also as a means of defence. Explosives were laid inside alcoves in the walls and ceiling so they could be detonated if invaders were inside. The fort had some observation towers added during World War II, when it played a role in watching for German U-boats.

Three flags fly at the fort today, the US flag, the Puerto Rican flag and the Burgundy Cross, which was the flag flown during the Spanish period.

After exploring the fort, we headed back along the colourful, narrow streets, arriving at Chocobar Cortes, clearly a very popular cafe. The wait for a table proved to be worthwhile. We ordered an eclectic variety of food with Dave having a salmon wrap, Roger steak and eggs, Debbie a chocolate lava cake and me a fudge brownie. The portions were all huge and the food was delicious.

We continued our meandering, passing some of the original city walls and the Plaza de Armas, Puerto Rico’s historical main square, which is currently under renovation. Everywhere we walked through the city, the remnants of some sort of festival that had been held over the weekend were evident, with the pack down still in progress.

We stopped at the Metropolitan Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist, one of the oldest buildings in both Puerto Rico and the Americas. It contains the tomb of Ponce de Leon.

We then wandered through the Plaza del Quinto Centenario, with its 40 foot totem statue, symbolising the indigenous people of the continent and built in 1992 to commemorate the 500th anniversary of Columbus’ arrival.

Next we visited Castillo San Felipe del Morro, which was the first fort built to protect the deep harbour from attack by sea. We watched a very informative video showing the development of the fortresses over many of years. The fort structures, Spanish army and local militia managed to defend against many would-be invaders. Sir Francis Drake made the first unsuccessful British attempt in 1595, followed by an equally unsuccessful Sir George Clifford in 1598. The Dutch attack in 1625 was also unsuccessful although they did raze the city. The British attacked again in 1797 but it wasn’t until during the Spanish-American war in 1898 that Puerto Rico became a US terrritory. Even then, it wasn’t because the island’s defences failed, but due to the peace treaty agreement from the war, which encompassed many Spanish territories.

We started heading back to the ship, wandering along the top edge of the city walls, then dropping down and walking along their outer edge. We caught a glimpse of the Colon, a statue erected in honour of Christopher Columbus before arriving back at the Allura. With temperatures in the low 30’s and a baking sun it was a relief to be back in air-conditioned comfort. We all enjoyed massages in the spa in the early evening and then had a quiet night, opting not to attend the violin virtuoso’s show.

 

Tuesday 20 January 2026 – Tortola, British Virgin Islands: Roger

When we woke around 0700 we were already docked at Roadtown on the island of Tortola, one of the main islands in the British Virgin Islands, or  BVI.

Discovered by Columbus in 1493, it then became a Dutch settlement until 1872 when the British took control and started sugar cane plantations, worked by slave Africans. With the abolishment of slavery in 1834 the agricultural economy struggled, leading to increasing autonomy. It became a separate colony in 1960 and gained significant self government in 1967. A transformation into tourism has now turned it into quite a wealthy economy.

Interestingly the currency is the US dollar. The cars are left-hand drive but they also drive on the left-hand side of the road. Other parts of the Virgin Islands were owned by the Danish and many years ago were purchased by the United States becoming the USVI.

On leaving the ship, we wandered down the pier and through the security area into a small shopping area. At the end of this there was a bunch of taxis waiting. A very helpful gentleman asked us where we were going and arranged a taxi for us. Heading west in the taxi van, the lady driver, who was a little hard to understand, explained that earlier in the morning there had been a fire at the local bus company, wiping out 17 of their 20 buses. This is going to make it pretty hard over the next few days as there are a lot of tourist boats coming.

We drove along the coast road for about 30km, eventually coming to a little settlement called Fisherman‘s Cay. There the driver dropped us off, collecting US$120 for the return fare and promising to come back and pick us up at 1500.

As in Puerto Rico, there must be a surfeit of pastel-coloured paints here as many of the buildings along the coast, and particularly around this little fishing village, are all painted in bright colours, which can only be described in the photographs.

Heading down between some more colourful buildings, we found Captain Kylie alongside her 26 foot speedboat with a couple of 150 hp motors on the back. Captain Kylie was highly organised and after giving a safety briefing and pulling in the lines we headed west along the coast, passing a point with a few houses on that apparently is for sale at the moment for US$25 million. Rounding the point there was a bit of wind and the sea was a little choppy with spray often going over the boat. Heading east around the north of the island, we then headed north towards some smaller islands in the not too far distance.

Arriving at the island of Jost van Dyke, we tied up to a buoy about 70m from the shore, slipped on our snorkel gear and swim across to the rocks along the shore. After heading along the coast a little way and not seeing too much in the way of fish and coral, we headed back to the boat and moved to another spot. Debbie and I sat this one out while Dave, Sylvia and Kylie swam over to, and alongside, a little island just off where we were tied to a buoy. There still wasn’t too much activity here as the water was still quite choppy so we headed back around the coast to quite a busy bay. At the left side many boats were tied up in front of Soggy Dollar, very popular restaurant. We headed to the quieter right side of the bay, put on our snorkelling gear and swam over to a little man-made reef not far from the shore, which was stacked with many kinds of fish in various colours.

Back on the boat we sat back and enjoyed a snack while Kylie told us about her upbringing on a boat in the Caribbean. They started off with a 32 foot yacht and when her brother came along they bought a 1940’s 50+ foot yacht. Kylie completed her education in the US and several years ago came back to the Caribbean, where she met a kiwi guy called Sean whom she is now engaged to.

Around noon, we headed back around the coast to the next bay where Sydney‘s Peace and Love restaurant is located. A smiling young chap, Ronaldo,  with thick dreadlocks and sunglasses, welcomed us and helped tie up the boat, then led us barefoot into the concrete floored restaurant. “No shoes, no shirt, no worries”. We ordered a meal being warned at the time it would take over 30-minutes to prepare. We sat and chatted, Dave and I sampling the local beer, which wasn’t too bad. Eventually our dishes turned up and we all enjoyed a nice lunch consisting of fish burgers, beef ribs, or barbecue chicken.

Lunch over, we made our way back to Fisherman‘s Cay. The sea was much calmer on the way back as we were sailing with the wind, which made for an easy journey. Some poor yachting have not fared so well. We saw one very much the worse for wear boat, surrounded by inflatable yellow bags, being towed in by a rescue boat.

Arriving at the wharf, we were greeted by Kylie‘s fiancé Sean. They are both planning to head to New Zealand sometime in the next 12-months or so – it will be good to see them again if they do call in. It had been a great trip with our skipper being super efficient as well as relaxed as she took us around. It was obvious she was born to be at sea.

Our taxi was waiting and we made the trip back to the boat. After a shower we headed to the creperie for a light but tasty snack.

The show tonight was called Flash Back where a variety of singers and dancers performed with great voices and lots of enthusiasm. The talented dancers gave a vigorous performance and the number of costume changes was staggering, often taking place in seconds.

 

Wednesday 21 January 2026 – Frederiksted, USVI: Sylvia

We had planned a fairly quiet day in Frederiksted, so had a slower start this morning, meeting Dave and Debbie in the Terrace Cafe for breakfast at 8:30am. A US navy frigate was berthed alongside us on the pier and we could see turtles swimming in the clear water around the boat from the deck. The sun was shining, the water sparkling and the beaches looked inviting.

St Croix, with a population of only ~41,000, is one of the quieter islands in the USVI and is only visited by cruise ships once a week. Only ~10,000 people live in the greater western region of the island and less than 1,000 in Frederiksted itself. We wandered down the pier and spent some time browsing at the stalls that the locals obviously set up when a cruise ship is in port. They were all commenting on how quiet it was and we made a few small purchases to help out.

Frederiksted itself is pretty run down but the old colonial buildings retain some charm, despite their dilapidated appearance. After wandering through the town we headed to the old fort.

The fort itself is small and fairly run down but it contained some really interesting exhibits outlining some of the history of the islands. The earliest traces of human habitation date back to about 2000 BC with the Taino people well settled in the area when Columbus arrived in 1493.  In 1692 Denmark took possession of the uninhabited islands of St John and St Thomas. St Croix was owned at various times by the Spanish, English, Dutch, Knights of Malta and France.  Denmark purchased the island from France in 1733. St Croix and the rest of the USVI were bought by the US in 1916. Interestingly they first tried to buy them for 3.5 million in 1900; they eventually ended up paying 25 million, with the islands becoming increasingly important with the advent of WWI.

Under the Danes, St Croix became one of the most productive sugar economies in the world with large sugar plantations driven largely by enslaved people. Some of the exhibits about the conditions the slaves were kept in were particularly moving. Fort Frederik was the site where the enslaved people demanded their freedom, under the leadership of John Gottlieb, better know as Buddhoe. He led a massive protest rally with about 40% of the island’s slaves joining and this resulted in the declaration, on 12 June 1848, of the emancipation of all unfree in the Danish West Indies.

After exploring the fort we headed back to the Allura to change into our togs and grab our snorkel gear. We then grabbed a shuttle for the short drive to Rainbow beach, where we secured sun umbrellas and loungers. The sea beckoned and Dave, Debbie and I enjoyed some swimming and snorkelling while Roger snored on shore. This was what I had pictured when I thought about a Caribbean holiday. The sand was white and the water turquoise and warm. The water was a bit cloudier than I had expected and the snorkelling wasn’t overly exciting but it didn’t really matter at all. After a couple of hours of lazing and swimming, we headed to Rhythms restaurant at the other end of the beach for lunch. Then it was time for another swim and some more relaxing before returning to the ship.

The creperie beckoned and we enjoyed our afternoon tea there rather than in the Horizon lounge, then spent some more time relaxing until the evening show. Yaniv Zarif was back on stage, this time with a show featuring some of our favourite songs from Broadway.

 

 

Oceania Allura, Caribbean Cruise – January 2026: Part III

Monday 12 January 2026 – Montego Bay, Jamaica: Sylvia

We arrived at Montego Bay in Jamaica at about 7am. Shortly after that we received a phone call in the cabin asking me to go down to reception with my passport, as the immigration authorities had a few questions. I hurried down wondering what could be the problem. Apparently NZ had reported my old passport as lost or stolen. (It wasn’t but I had to replace it early because it was full. They knew this because I had had to scan every page of my passport and send it to them to prove it.) Luckily, once the authorities sighted my new passport and were happy with the explanation (and that I wasn’t trying to travel on a stolen one) we were free to go.

We headed ashore and met with Germaine, our driver for the day, from O’Neil tours. The security at the port was pretty tight. He needed to show ID twice as we were leaving the port and they wrote down all our details. I assume this is so they could track us down easily if we didn’t make it back in time.

Hurricane Melissa tore through Jamaica in October last year killing at least 54 people and wreaking havoc. The damage is still obvious everywhere. Many roofs are covered in tarps or show evidence of holes and there are broken trees and downed power lines all over the place. Germaine told us he lived in one of the lesser hit areas and was without power and water for over three weeks. The port only opened again quite recently.

We headed inland on a pretty narrow road that had obviously been very badly washed out in places. It was really sad to see the damage. In one place coconut palms lay flattened in great rows. The winds must have been incredibly strong – even the bamboo had been snapped in places.

After about 30-minutes we arrived at Lethe River. It was immediately obvious that this area had been particularly badly hit. It would once have been a beautiful river, surrounded by lush green jungle. Today it is bare in many places. What trees remain are broken and battered. We had organised a bamboo rafting experience. Germaine introduced us to our rafting guide, O’Neil. He told us that prior to the hurricane there were about 150 rafters operating in this spot and he used to get tours every day, or at worst every second day. We were his first tour since the hurricane. All the rafts were destroyed and have had to be rebuilt at a cost of about $900 each. Despite this, and the fact that he had lost his home and was staying with a friend, he was positive and enthusiastic and didn’t show one sign of self-pity or negativity.

He expertly guided the long bamboo raft with just a bamboo pole. He told us he had been doing this for about 45-years, starting when he was a kid and had ‘borrowed’ the rafts and explored the river. After only about 15-minutes he pulled over to the side of the river and proceeded to pull some flint stones off the river bank to show us. Then he grabbed some soft limestone – I think they call it marl. Here it is used as a natural sunscreen, to ease mosquito bites and for all sorts of other things. He used it to massage our feet and calves, leaving them chalky white.

He then turned the raft around and poled us back upstream. When we came to the faster moving water, he leapt off the raft and pulled us through. It looked like hard work but he made it seem easy. Arriving back at the start point, he washed the marl off our legs and we headed back to meet Germaine at the car. We were really glad we had been able to support the local economy even a little bit.

Germaine drove us back towards town. There were quite a few delays as we had to stop for trucks coming up the narrow road but we had plenty of time. We stopped briefly at a souvenir shop for a fridge magnet and to get some local currency for Roger. He also bought a box of cigars. Then we headed back to the ship, arriving just in time for a leisurely lunch in the Terrace Cafe.

I spent the afternoon relaxing on our balcony and then at 4pm headed back to the spa for a very indulgent hot mineral body boost – very relaxing it was too.

 

Tuesday 13 and Wednesday 14 January 2026 – At Sea: Sylvia

We were supposed to spend Tuesday at Georgetown in the Cayman Islands, where we had arranged a full day private charter to do some snorkelling and swimming. It looked like a fantastic place. We woke in the morning anchored off-shore and were all set to head off when the captain came over the loud-speaker again to say that it was too rough for the ship’s tenders and no local tenders were available. Once again we missed our port and were treated to another day at sea. Not too much later and he came over the loud speaker again to explain that due to a low pressure over Florida we would not be visiting Key West as planned on the 15th but would head instead to Nassau in the Bahamas. By now, I am determined not to look forward to anything more on this trip and just to take each day as it comes.

Nonetheless, we enjoyed two more relaxing days at sea. other than lots of walking around the deck, several gym classes and some more line dancing, we took it fairly easy. On Wednesday we skipped lunch and instead headed to the crêperie where I had a divine crepe with banana and salted caramel, with salted caramel ice cream to boot. Delicious to say the least.

That evening we ate at Red Ginger, the specialty Asian restaurant. They do the specialty restaurants very well with themed decor and excellent menus. We both started with Vietnamese pork spring rolls. I then had the avocado and lobster salad and Roger the miso soup. For a main I had the miso-glazed sea bass and Roger the seven-spice lamb rack. We both had the yuzu cheesecake to finish. Another fantastic meal.

 

Thursday 15 January 2026 – Nassau, The Bahamas: Roger

It was around 8am when we sailed into the cruise pier at Nassau, which is the capital of the Bahamas. The Bahamas consists of something like 700 islands, 400 inhabited and another 300 that are basically bits of rock sticking up just above sea level. The dock is situated between Paradise Island and Nassau city. From our balcony we could see a large barge delivering sand to Paradise Island, which was then taken by loader and truck to build or rebuild a beach on the other side. Like many of these places, what you see is not necessarily what it was. There were two other cruise ships docked when we approached and a fourth one arrived shortly after us.

Packing our rain ponchos, we headed off down the pier and were nearly at the exit when Sylvia received a call from the charter company we had booked for the day, advising that due to impending storms they had to cancel our day of snorkelling and swimming with turtles. We definitely haven’t had much luck with the weather. She took all our snorkelling gear back to the ship and then met me back at the town end. While she was away I had arranged a tour of the island with a local taxi driver named Paul.

We headed out of the port going east, passing the government and parliament buildings. The view of them was unfortunately blocked by the seating that had been erected for a recent festival. Our first stop was the Montague Bay Fort, built in the 16th century to help protect the island from pirates. They were pretty common in the area at the time.

Leaving the port and heading further along the coast, we stopped to visit some fishermen’s stalls. Paul showed us the many different types of fish that had been caught, all stacked neatly in ice boxes, ready to be purchased by the local restauranteers. On the tables were piles of conch shells. A couple of people were there extracting the conch from the shell by hacking a hole in the back with a little pick and then shoving a knife in to cut the conch free so it could be pulled out. They insisted we try some and on the spot chopped the parts that could be eaten up, added some onion, lemon and peppers and we were handed a plastic bag of ceviche. As this process was undertaken we were handed a conch penis to try, which Sylvia immediately balked at, but she enjoyed watching me eat it. Sylvia had a small taste of the ceviche, which I was left to finish, and rather tasty it was.

We continued east along the road with Paul pointing out many magnificent colonial era houses along the way. These had originally been built by the original British plantation owners. Many are still owned by the original families. We passed through many different housing areas, heading north for a while and then west towards the other end of the island, which is only 21 miles long and 7 miles wide.

Passing Lake Cunningham, we then headed north again and back along the coast. In this area there are dozens of apartments, many owned by US citizens. We drove into the BahaMar casino and resort, which is huge with magnificent grounds and a beautiful golf course, all superbly manicured.

As we got closer to the port there were dozens of boats around on the edge of a small island called Arawak Cay, which also houses many restaurants. We again drove past the parliament buildings, where there is a statue of Queen Victoria, who abolished slavery at the start of her reign in 1837. We then headed south to Mt Fitzwilliam where there is a fort and a grand set of stairs that were carved into the hill by hand over an 16 year period and opened in 1794. This is quite spectacular as they carved a huge canyon into the hill with the grand stairway leading up to the residence and the fort on top.

Paul, with his almost Jamaican “yeah Mon” accent, dropped us back at Prince George wharf (the cruise terminal) and we wandered the streets and looked through the Straw Market, with a lot of made in China rubbish, although there was also some locally made stuff there too. Next stop was Sénor Frogs, a Mexican Restaurant with a very loud DJ that liked the sound of his voice as he encouraged people into dancing and drinking shots. After enjoying a local beer and some nachos we wandered around the corner to the Nassau Pirate Museum.

The museum was not very big but was very informative and gave us a good rundown on the real Pirates of the Caribbean, who like any bad organisation had their own sets of rules, including how the prizes were to be divided, details of punishments for misbehaviour, which included being marooned on an island with a bottle of water and a few other essentials. Being gentlemen in their own way, any pirate that forced himself unwantedly onto a woman was executed. Lots of people left the navy to become pirates as the pay was better, the discipline less severe and they could drink heaps, have lots of fun and fight some pretty vicious battles, resulting in a short but merry life.

The pirate era continued for a couple of hundred years, until in the late 1700’s the British sent the navy to sort them out. Many were captured, tried and executed. Often their bodies were covered in tar and hung from a garrick at the harbour entrance to warn off other pirates. These bodies would often hang around for several months or even a year.

The pirates studied, we wandered back to the ship in time for afternoon tea in the Horizon Lounge while the strong quartet stroked away in the background.

 

Friday 16 January 2026 – Miami: Sylvia

A cold front hit Florida and we awoke this morning to beautiful sunny day but only 6 degrees, and with a chilly wind. It was certainly a shock to the system, but after putting the few warmish clothes we had with us on, and having a quick breakfast, we headed ashore, wondering how long the immigration process would take. The answer was about a minute. We showed our passports, the agent took a good look at our faces to ensure we matched, and we were waved through. The longer part was waiting in line for a taxi.

Debbie and Dave’s hotel was only about 10 minutes away and they were waiting for us outside as we drove up. Once our driver figured out the directions we headed off the for ~35-minute drive out of Miami to the meeting place for the Everglades Airboat tour we had booked. I was very glad I had made the last minute decision to throw my puffer jacket into my carry-on bag when leaving Auckland a few weeks ago.

We were met by Jay and Taylor and boarded the airboat, using a couple of old pallets as a landing. We zipped our jackets up (well all of us except Roger), pulled our hats on and donned the provided ear muffs, then set off, the powerful 600-horsepower corvette V8 motor skimming us over the reeds. The Florida Everglades National Park is a 1.5-million acre wetlands preserve, that makes up only a small proportion of all the wetlands in Florida. We only covered a tiny part but it gave us a great sense of the area nonetheless.

It wasn’t long before we came across our first alligator. With the weather being so cold, Jay explained that we would probably see a lot of them getting as much warmth from the sun as possible. The Everglades are really a massive, very slow moving river system. They are replenished by heavy rainfalls in the summer but dry out in the winter with only the deeper channels and holes that the alligators have created retaining water. This makes it very easy for the gators to find food as all the fish congregate in these small pools.

We saw numerous alligators, including one with a very small baby that was extremely well camouflaged in the reeds. There are many predators that eat these young; fish, birds, raccoons and other gators. Some of the alligators were quite large; the males grow to about 12-feet in length, with the state record being 14-foot. We also saw many egrets, great blue herons and woodstorks. There is obviously plenty of food available.

Wood Stork

We entered a small channel and several grackles landed on the boat and hung on well as we continued moving. They are obviously used to these tourist boats and often get fed. As we pulled up in one spot a purple gallinule waded over the water lilies alongside.

Grackles (The brown ones are the females and the large black ones is a male)

Male Grackle

Purple Gallinule

After an hour we headed back to our start point and caught an Uber back to the hotel to collect Debbie and Dave’s bags before heading back to the port. We headed back on board and waited while they went through their boarding process before joining them for lunch in the Waves Grill. I had a delicious french inspired burger with goat cheese and caramelised onions, Debbie had a Philly steak sandwich and Dave and Roger both had the surf & turf burger.

After lunch we showed Debbie and Dave around a few areas of the boat, then sat outside on our balcony, waiting for their room to be available. A small pod of dolphins swam about very close to the ship, with a young baby among them.

After we sailed away, Dave and Debbie joined us in our suite for a champagne toast before we all headed to the Allura Lounge to see the welcome aboard show, which introduced the entertainers we will see over the coming days.

 

 

Oceania Allura, Caribbean Cruise – January 2026: Part II

Wednesday 7 January 2026 – Costa Maya: Roger

We were awake just after 0600, with breakfast being delivered by Franzer, our on the ball and very ready to help, butler. We left the ship around 0730 for the long walk down the pier to the small port town of Costa Maya.  Originally a fishing village called Mahahual, with a population of around 100,  in 2021 a wealthy family built the rather large jetty and called it Costa Maya. A walk through the pier’s tourist shopping centre, with its two pools, lots of sun loungers and many tourist shops, and we made it to the van parked by a miniature Mayan Temple.

We were given a wrist band and joined the other 10 people on the tour. Our guide, Joel, from a local village and and of Mayan heritage, stood at the front and gave us a rundown on the history of the area, including the 35-mile road that meets the Corozal-Cancun highway, built at the same time as the pier around 2001. Prior to that it was just a jungle track.

Reaching the highway we turned left, crossing the large railway that transports tourists around the Yucatan Peninsular, then heading south for a few miles, passing through a couple of local villages, before turning right on the road to Chacchoben (the place of the red corn).

Parking up, we wandered down a path, past what was once a platform for a house, eventually arriving at the first temple. This one was dedicated to the soldiers and is mostly restored. We were lucky to be the first group to arrive, our ship having docked early. Later on there will be about 4,000 people streaming through.

Mayan history in Mexico goes back to about 2000 years BC. This settlement, as far as it can be established, started around 400 BC. When the settlement was first established they built small temples. As the community grew larger, newer, bigger ones were built, often over the top of the existing ones. The structures we see today were built in the latter part of its occupation when thousands of people lived here. The priest held his ceremonies from a structure on top of the temple platform that is no longer standing.

A short walk from this temple is a large pad 100 x115 meters and about 12 meters high. This had two more temples on top, one dedicated to the Sun and the other to the Moon. Human sacrifices used to take place here every year to sort out the weather for the next cropping season, not sure that it worked that well though.

 

As the town grew, the houses near the centre were the expensive ones made of stone, and the outer houses were wood and thatch. The town centre also held a Pok-A-Tok court. This was a ritualistic sport played with a large rubber ball often ending in sacrifice.

This town survived until about 600AD, then for some reason ceased to exist. It wasn’t until the 1940s that a man decided to set up a farm here and discovered the ruins, although it is likely that the locals were aware of them. In the 1970s an archaeologist flew over the area and noticed the mounds in the flat, covered ground and decided to take a look. He, in conjunction with the farmer, reported the site to the Mexican authorities, who sanctioned it as a historical site, giving the farmer life time occupancy. In the 1990’s the site began being restored, as over several hundred years vegetation had grown over and disrupted the structures.

Like many of these sites I have been to in the past it has pretty much been rebuilt although there are still many more unrestored mounds visible within the trees. Interestingly back in the day the Mayans had their own version of cement, made from crushed limestone, which was baked in a furnace along with a few other additives.

Tour over, and no one having being sacraficed, we headed back to the main road then to the Holy Margarita cafe, which is situated on the edge of Lake Bacalar and has lots of sun loungers, where we enjoyed a taco lunch and a beer. Sylvia went for a short kayak, spotting a colourful iguana in a nearby tree.

Not our photo but it was so pretty Sylvia wanted to show what it looked like…

Arriving back at Costa Maya we were overwhelmed by the number of people in the pier area. All the sun beds were occupied around the pools, people roamed around with large drinks in hand and most looked like they had come from very lush paddocks. The reason for all the people became evident as we headed down the jetty, just as a squall came through. Parked on this rather long jetty were another four cruise ships, including the Carnival Jubilee, the world’s largest cruise ship, carrying over 6000 passengers. Including our small boat there were around 15,000 people in this tiny town, many not making it past the local bars.

Back on board we headed up to the Creperie to try one of their waffle and ice-cream dishes – far from my favourite dish, although Sylvia did enjoy it. Next was a very relaxing massage at the ships Spa.

In the evening we enjoyed dinner at the Polo Grill specialty steak restaurant. Sylvia enjoyed a NY Strip Steak with lobster mac & cheese, and me the scallops. Both of us finished the meal with apple pie and ice cream. Yum!

 

Thursday 8 January 2026 – Belize City: Sylvia

Clocks went back an hour overnight and it was great to have an extra hour of sleep as we have been struggling a bit with the jetlag. We anchored up off the coast of Belize City at about 7am. The water is pretty shallow so we were quite a long distance from shore. This is the first time I have been at anchor that the ship has used local boats for the tender process rather than lifeboats. A fairly large catamaran motored out, and the loading of the first tender finally started at about 8:30am. It took about 20 minutes to load ~200 people on board, then about 30 minutes to get to shore – a slow process overall.

As with most of the other ports we have visited, the pier was a hive of activity with many vendors and brightly coloured stalls. We walked straight through and met our guide and driver, AJ, just outside the pier area as arranged. With a population of ~90,000 Belize City is the largest city in this country of only ~500,000. It was originally the capital city but after it was severely damaged by hurricane Hattie in 1961, the capital was moved to Belmopan, about an hour’s drive inland. Belize City is about a foot below sea-level and it is criss-crossed by large canals for drainage. At one point the main road out of the city passed right through a cemetery.

We drove southwest for about an hour through mostly very flat, swampy, jungle land. As we got further from the city we started to see a few mountains in the distance. Tourism is the main income earner for Belize, followed by agriculture – sugar cane, citrus, bananas, corn and beans.

We arrived at Nohoch Che’en, an archaeological reserve in Belize that draws thousands of tourists a day for zip-lining and cave-tubing adventures. The country is about 60% limestone and has a lot of cave systems. We had booked a five-mile cave kayak excursion and after changing and getting helmeted and life-jacketed up, we headed off for an easy 25-minute walk, first crossing the Caves Branch river. The rainforest was beautiful with a number of different species of trees evident. We saw several armies of leaf-cutter ants marching across the forest floor carrying their leafy prizes. Their large nests were dotted about the forest. They take the cut leaves to their nests and a fungus grows on the leaves that provides food for the ants.

We arrived at the kayak start point and headed off upstream into the cave system. Bats flew about overhead and mozzies swarmed in the beams from our headlamps. We even saw a couple of cave spiders. This cave system floods regularly during the rainy season so there were not many large stalactites or stalagmites but we did see a few. Mostly the river was running very gently but there was one short stretch where we really had to fight the current. As Roger put it, we’d have a fair bit of work to do to make the Olympic team… I’d say we zig-zagged our way up river, finding it a little challenging to hold a straight line in the current, but it wasn’t arduous.

After going through a fairly small hole, we reached the end of the navigable cave and, after turning our lights off and sitting in the silent darkness for a few minutes, turned around for the gentle downstream return. We continued past the point we had entered at, which is where the cave tubers enter for their short ride. From there we encountered a few very gentle rapids as we made our way back to where we had crossed the river, passing several small groups of tubers, rafted together and making their way downstream as well.

Back at the gear point, we dismounted the kayak and, after returning our life jacket, helmet and paddle, and changing back into dry clothes, we enjoyed a very tasty lunch of rice and beans with chicken before heading back to Belize City. We boarded the tender catamaran and after about a 20-minute wait headed back to the Allura, arriving onboard just in time for afternoon tea.

 

Friday 9 January 2026 – Santo Tomas de Castillo, Guatemala: Roger

It was just after 0830 when we disembarked at the container port of Santo Thomas, not far from the town of Livingston at the bottom of the Rio Dulce, which I had visited 10 years ago with a couple of mates. Near the gate to the port we were met by our guide from Go with Gus, who, after greeting us, took us over to a nearby taxi, which we mounted and began our journey. It turned out that our guide had boated across from Livingston, where he runs a hotel for the guiding company.

As we made our way through the town, really more like an industrial area, there were hundreds of container trucks headed in both directions, this being one of Guatemala’s two ports. Puerto Barrios, the other, is only a couple of kilometres up the coast from this one. We were on the main road heading to Guatemala City, hence all the goods coming out of the country have to come through these two ports.

Guatemala is known for its export of bananas. In the 1950’s President Eisenhower and the CIA organised a revolution or coup here to overthrow the government, as they were trying to take some of the land back that was used for the American companies to grow bananas on. According to our guide much of the land that has been used to grow bananas in the past in the area we will pass through today, is now being planted in rubber trees, apparently to give the land a break from growing bananas. The rubber seedlings are imported from Brazil. Bananas remain a critical export for the country with Chiquita and Dole the main brands.

Heading southeast on the road to Guatemala City, we passed many small farms, some farming cattle and others growing crops like pineapples, along with many rubber plantations.
At the town of Entre Rios we turned right, heading southwest through more hills and small farms. Eventually the land flattened out and at one point we passed a huge pineapple farm with a large pineapple juice processing factory in the middle of it. It was interesting to see again that a lot of fence posts here are actually planted saplings that they staple the wires to. They eventually grow into small trees, which are kept trimmed at the top to stop them getting too big.

We reached the town of El Relleno, which 10 years ago we had stayed at before boating down the river to Livingston. We crossed what the guide told us was Guatemala’s longest bridge, before eventually arriving at the entrance to San Felipe castle. Here we dismounted and walked down a long driveway to the castle or fort, which is situated at the bottom of lake El Golfete. This is the narrow point where the lake feeds into the river. The first tower of the castle was built as a fort in 1595. The rest of the building was erected in 1661. It has been destroyed by fire and rebuilt a couple of times since. The prime role of the fort was to stop pirate boats entering the lake or leaving the lake, as on the shores some distance up the lake the Spanish had a large storage facility where they held supplies and items of value that were to be shipped back to Spain. To sort the pirate ships out they had a chain which lay across the channel and as a pirate ship came along it was tightened to slow the ship before engaging it with the cannons on the fort. We couldn’t really establish how well that worked but there are two or three holes in the fort where cannonballs from ships have appraently gone straight through the 400 mm thick stonewall.

The fort was run by a priest, who was in charge of the soldiers and also acted as judge and jury in handing out sentences to pirates and other people in the district that had been naughty. For those sentenced to execution he also carried that out as well: quite a flexible priest. We were lead down to a dungeon where they used to hold those that weren’t being executed, who lived in their own excrement and apparently most of them died from disease while chained up in the little alcoves that would get flooded when it rained.

Next we took a short stroll along the grounds of the fort and hopped in a small boat and started heading down the river. We took a detour up a waterway where there were a number of large houses, many with large boat houses next door, housing what are pretty flash looking launches. There was even an Australian-named hotel/restaurant on this waterway. We also spotted turtles, a number of different birds and some nice flowers before heading back to the main river.

After passing under the bridge we pulled up at a restaurant. I ordered the local specialty, which consisted of a large bowl of a soup type mixture containing large shrimps and plantain, with a large crab floating on top. Next to that was a fish and some rice. I enjoyed a couple of local beers but was unable to finish this large dish.  Sylvia had a dish consisting of a lot of shrimps and a few other delicacies. Lunch over, we were met by the taxi driver, who took us back to the boat along the same route.

We were back on the boat in time to enjoy the 1530 afternoon tea, serenaded by the string quartet. After this, Sylvia headed off to a massage, where I think they wrapped her in mud and flax or something like that, apparently good for aches and pains. I stood on our balcony and watched as the ship was backed away from the wharf and did a 180° turn, watched by a couple of ‘just in case’ tugs, before heading out to sea.

 

Saturday 10 January 2026 – Roatan, Honduras – At Sea: Sylvia

We leapt out of bed at 6:30am and were showered and ready to disembark for our day in Roatan by 7am, when an announcement came over the loud speakers. Unfortunately, because of high winds, our stop in Roatan would not happen. The ship went into the harbour and made a couple of attempts to berth but the wind was too strong and coming from side on, which would have caused damage to the wharf, the ship, or both, had the two connected at speed. There are no tugs available at this port so the Captain made the decision to abandon the attempt at docking and we headed back out to sea for the slow journey to Jamaica, giving us an extra sea day.

Other than walking the decks and doing a few gym classes, we took the opportunity to rest and catch up on a few things. Roger attended an AI class in the afternoon and even had a go at getting AI to write some of his blog but decided it didn’t sound enough like him so gave it up pretty quickly.

 

Sunday 11 January 2026 – At Sea: Roger

After attending the immersive yoga class (apparently the pictures on the big screen at the back of the stage made it immersive) with Sylvia, I headed to the entrance to Jacques restaurant on deck five where the “Below Decks” ship tour started. After a roll-call for those that had put their name down (and paid the money of course), we headed forward for a tour of the theatre back stage, where the two people who hadn’t put their clocks forward caught up with us. We had a look at the lighting control room and the dressing rooms. All the costumes are stored here and it was explained to us how sometimes the players have to have up to five changes of clothes, which are laid out in various places at the back of the stage. Two people help them slip into their new garment in as little as 10-seconds.

Heading back along deck five, we went to Jacques, the french specialty restaurant. Here we were introduced to the ship’s head chef, who conducted our tour. He heads up the 141 crew that work in the ship’s galleys. Jacques has its own galley, separated into two parts, one for the preparation of hot food and the other for the preparation of cold food such as salads, etc. Breads and desserts come through from the main galley, which is situated just behind the restaurant.

The main galley was our next stop. This is huge with a separate bakery area, which has 17 bakers manning the 24-hours of production. Here they produce everything from breadsticks through to the tasty croissants and baguettes that are all prepared fresh for each meal sitting. They consume around 3,000 eggs, 150kg of sugar and I forgot the amount of flour, which is imported from France of course, and used everyday in the preparation of the products coming out of the bakery.

Next we moved across to the other side of the galley where, in one section, all the hot food such as steaks etcetera are prepared and sent to a number of restaurants on the ship, apart from Jacques and one of the other specialty restaurants. Here we received a demonstration of how the orders are passed on when they come out on the printer. Basically the head chef yells out to one of the many chefs “ribeye steak, medium rare.” He responds with “yes sir’ and races off to prepare it.

The computerised ship’s menu, which comes from head office, even has a photo of how the meal is to be presented before it is sent to the passenger. Each day the head chef gets the chefs together and they prepare each meal that is on the menu for the day. They lay it out on the table and sample it to make sure everything is up to standard before the cooking process starts. Their attention to the detail is quite impressive.

Even more impressive is the cleaning of the place. I looked hard but I couldn’t find one bit of dirt or fat even in any of the mini gaps in the ceiling tiles or around the edge of the cooking units. There is a cleaning team that comes in after each cooking session and has a big cleanup to make sure the standard is maintained. Believe me it’s immaculate.

We had a look at the area where desserts are prepared before heading back to the galley entrance.

We then headed down a narrow stairway onto deck four, where a wide passageway, which they call I-95, runs the full length of the ship. In this part of the ship is the storage area with large doorways on each side for goods to come into the ship. Before any products are stored they are taken off wooden pallets and placed onto steel pallets for storage on the ship. This ensures no insects or pests get on board. We were met by the smiling crew who look after this area all in navy blue overalls.

We first entered the fruit storage room, which is in 3 sections, one for normal fruit, one for berries and the other for nuts. The cool rooms are kept at 5°C and the freezer at -18°C. These are where meat and other frozen foods are kept, the poultry and pork being kept separately from beef and lamb. Once again these areas were spotless. Gorica, the food and beverage manager explained that there are some much bigger storerooms but they are sealed behind watertight doors while the ship is at sea.  We also entered the liquor store where large stocks of wine and spirits are kept. Gorica explained that it was fuller than usual because we weren’t drinking enough.

We headed along the I-95 and into the control room, which looks a bit like a smaller version of the control room in the nuclear power station we visited in France a couple years ago. The engineer explained that there are thousands of sensors on this boat and they all come back to this control room. He continued to say that things are a lot different than when he first started as an engineer 30-odd years ago. If there was a problem with an engine back then, you just did your best to keep it going until you got back to port. Nowadays if one sensor goes out on an engine, you have to shut it down because it simply won’t go. That’s technology for you. Luckily the ship has four engines, which drive the generators, which power the ship. At any one time only a maximum of three are required to run the ship and just now there are two running. Every 15,000 hours the engines require an overhaul. This happens while the ship is still operating as engineers come aboard, shut down the engine that requires an overhaul, and do the job as the ship carries on with its cruise. There are 55 engineers on board.

The four generators running off the motors generate 50,000 horsepower each, giving the boat a maximum speed of 23 knots. The ship can produce up to 400,000 litres of water every day through an osmosis system. She manages all her waste water so it’s treated to the point that it can be discharged to the sea anywhere in the world. Allura runs on what is called clean diesel, like you would put in your car, and runs so efficiently that you never see black smoke coming from the funnels like you do other ships. She uses roughly 100 tons of fuel per day and carries 2,200 tons in her bunker. As the fuel is of high-quality it can be refilled at any port. She has the ability to run with what’s called cold iron, which refers back to the old days of steamships when they shut the boilers down making the iron cold. Now many ports do not have the electricity supplies to allow the ship to be fed from the port, including Miami, which has up to 12 cruise ships in at a time, all having to run their generators rather than using shoreside electricity.

From there we carried on along I-95 to a lift, which took us up to deck 11. We continued along the corridor and through a door into the bridge, where we were greeted by the first officer. He welcomed us all to the bridge with a handshake and soon the captain turned up. Captain Pavle gave us a rundown on how things work while at sea. They always have four crew on the bridge, two officers and two look-outs, one lookout being on each side. The captain’s cabin is just behind the bridge and he said that if he’s needed, even if he’s in bed, he can be there in about 20 seconds. All the ship’s controls are now fully automated. There is no necessity to communicate with the engine room by phones or bells as all the systems are electronically connected to the bridge. While at sea the ship is normally on autopilot and if they see an obstacle such as another ship that they have to avoid this can be done by moving a tiny joystick to change the ship’s course as necessary. At the front and the centre of the bridge there is also a little control unit where one of the officers sits when entering ports or doing tight manoeuvres. He steers the ship, with instructions from the Captain, with a steering control similar to what you would see on an aeroplane nowadays.

There is something like 30,000 km of cables on the ship which keep everything going with signals coming from sensors all over the ship and signals being sent as necessary to various parts of the ship. This includes putting out the stabilisers and making the engines go faster or slower, along with turning the rudders to steer the ship. The Allura still has propellers and to stop it will take about a mile when running at a cruising speed at sea. The ship has large ballast tanks and in bad weather sea water is pumped into these to keep the ship stable. Along with the stabilisers this means there is very little roll from side to side on board but you still do get the up-and-down movements from the waves, although we haven’t struck any of those yet.

We headed back to the elevator and down to deck three to see the laundry. Here they have a number of huge washing machines with three chambers to keep them in balance as they hold something like 400 pounds of washing each. There are a number of large dyers that take 200 pounds of washing each. The other part of the laundry is the ironing and folding department. There’s a big machine that irons and folds the tablecloths, but a lot of the clothing is still ironed by hand. 24 people work in this department and it runs 24 hours a day.

The tour ended at the entrance to Red Ginger restaurant where we drank champagne and ate canapés while the beverage manager and assistant answered any questions we had.

I found the tour very interesting and everything was really well presented. I highly recommend it to anybody else that gets the opportunity. It was noon when the tour finished so I headed back to our suite, picked up Sylvia and headed to the Terrace cafe for lunch. After lunch Sylvia had another go at line dancing and then we had a pretty chill afternoon.

We enjoyed another delicious meal tonight, this time at Toscana, the specialty Italian restaurant aboard. I had scampi as an entree, followed by the pasta special of the day, with salmon and finished off with an apricot crisp, smothered in some sort of delicious cream. Sylvia had the tomato and mozzarella entree, followed by soup, then scallopini limone and finishing with pannacotta. We both ate way too much but it was scrumptious.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oceania Allura, Caribbean Cruise – January 2026: Part I

Friday 2 January – Monday 4 January 2026 – In Transit: Sylvia

This has been one of the more interesting transits we have had. We had a houseful staying on 1 January so it was a bit busy getting packed up and heading to the airport in Queenstown on the 2nd. As usual we had packed carry on only. I generally check through for domestic flights but on this trip we were ticketed all the way through to Miami. Roger always just takes his carry on even domestically. For the first time ever we were challenged on boarding about the weights of our bags. Not what I needed when I was already a bit stressed. I just carried on and boarded and left Roger to sort out his over-weight bags. After quite a bit of discussion he eventually turned up on board with an extra tote bag, provided by the airline with the extra weight he had removed from his suitcase. In reality I get that there are rules and we were pushing the limits. Having said that, given that in the US there are no weight restrictions and carry on is encouraged it can’t be a safety issue. It did seem crazy that Roger could bring all the weight on board just in an extra bag.

Anyway, we made it safely to Auckland and over to the International terminal with no further disruption. About an hour later we boarded our flight through to Houston. This was on an ex-Cathay Pacific plane, leased by Air NZ to help with all their plane challenges. It was an easy ~13 hour flight through to Houston with some delicious prime rib for dinner. I even managed about 6.5 hours sleep, more than I had been getting most nights at home.

The immigration and security process in Houston was slow but pretty easy. We hadn’t been sure what to expect with all the media hype but had no issues at all. We headed to the lounge and received updated boarding passes for our flight to Miami as the ones issued by Air NZ in Auckland had not had seat numbers. All was going well and after about 4 hours we headed to the gate to board. Roger was ushered onto the plane but when I went to check in there was an issue with my boarding pass. I thought it would be something simple so wasn’t too worried but was then informed that they didn’t have any record of my ticket. I made a frantic call to Air NZ but by the time they had something sorted the gate was closed and I was stranded in Houston.

Several more long phone calls later, I had a flight booked for the next morning and a hotel room booked. I had messaged Roger to let him know and rung the hotel in Miami as it was booked in my name. Once I was able to check in through the United system for my morning flight I made my way, via the very dinky little ‘subway’ at Houston Airport to the Marriott Hotel and got a little sleep before my 7:20am departure the next morning.

It was frustrating and created some unnecessary stress but I am very grateful that we are experienced travellers and take this sort of thing largely in our stride. Still, I was very happy to board the flight the next day and arrive safely in Miami to meet up with Roger again.

The Intercontinental Hotel in Miami is right near the port area and we could see many cruise ships docked just over the water, including some really huge ones. Both being pretty tired, we opted for a quiet day, taking a bit of a wander around the waterfront and doing a little bit of shopping before heading back to the hotel to rest. The waterfront area is a hive of activity, filled with lots of restaurants and loads of people, lining up to take boat trips or enjoying meals. Roger wasn’t a huge fan of the thumping music but it was certainly a great place for people watching.

On Sunday morning we slept late, then caught an Uber the short distance to Pier J to board the Allura. It was one of nine cruise ships docked, ranging from one that carries 6,500 passengers, to our small one that carries only 1,200. The Oceania Allura is a new ship, having completed her maiden voyage only last June. She is a stunning ship; everything on board is shiny and new. The check in process was quick and easy and we were able to access our suite immediately.

We had booked an Oceania suite and it is truly luxurious with a large lounge/dining area, a separate TV room, two full bathrooms, a spacious bedroom and a large deck area. The photos don’t really do it justice. We enjoyed a buffet lunch in the Terrace restaurant, headed to the fitness centre to sign up for some classes, checked in at our muster station and then headed back to the room to unpack and settle in.

Our butler, Franzer, and cabin steward, Ni, arrived to ensure we were settled in and had ordered our six complimentary bottles of alcohol! Once unpacked we settled out on the deck with a glass of champagne, watching the multitude of boats making their way around the harbour. A fuel tender was tied up alongside pumping fuel into the Allura for our voyage and a couple of dolphins cavorted just off the side of the ship.

Just after 6pm the fuel tender was pushed off by a tug boat and at about 7pm we sailed off… Tomorrow is a sea day and then we will arrive in Mexico.

 

Monday 5 January – At Sea: Roger

We woke to a sea so calm we couldn’t tell that the ship was moving. We headed up to the gym on deck 14, where Sylvia attended the HIIT class. All the bikes and other machines were occupied so I headed to the walking track at the stern on deck 15. The track goes around the superstructure that houses the funnel; six laps equate to one kilometre. After a couple of kms I headed back to the gym for a few weight exercises while Sylvia finished her class.

After a shower and a change of clothes we headed to lunch in the Terrace Café on deck 12 aft. With a huge variety of food and lots of people to go with it, it seems to be a popular place to eat.

Then it was time to explore some of the ship. The Allura first sailed mid 2025. Built in Italy at the Fincantieri Shipyard at Sestri Ponente, she is registered in the Marshall Islands and weighs in at a gross tonnage of 67,901 tons. She is 246.06 meters long and 32 meters wide with a maximum draft of 7.44 meters. With 15 decks, of which 11 are passenger decks, she carries up to 1200 guests and 800 crew.  She is powered by 2 Vem Diesel Electric motors giving her a maximum speed of 22.8 knots, or approximately 40 kph. With three bow thrusters and two 6.3m stabilising fins she is a very modern bit of kit.

Despite carrying twice the number of passengers of the Serena, which we were on down the west coast of Africa in November last year, it is only really noticeable by the number of extra sun beds placed in every available bit of deck space. And by the increased sizes of the many restaurants.

This is my attempt of a ship’s tour starting from the top.

Deck 16 Forward: Miniature Golf, Pickleball & Paddle Tennis Court and 2 Baggo Courts.

Deck 15 Forward: Fitness Centre, Spa, Barber, Salon, and Spa pools on forward deck.

Deck 15 Aft: Walking track, Petanque and Shuffle-board court.

Deck 14 Forward: Horizon Lounge, Smoking Room, Computer training room, Library, Art room, Culinary room (cooking lessons).  On the centre of this deck there is a walk way, or part sun deck, that runs down both sides, lined with loungers.

Deck 14 Aft: Polo Grill (Steakhouse) and Toscana (Italian) restaurants, Baristas Coffee House & Bakery, Creperie.

Deck 13 The Italians seem to have forgotten to build that one.

Deck 12 Forward: Suites.

Deck 12 mid-ships: Pool and spa pools, Waves Bar and dozens of sun loungers.

Deck 12 Aft: Aquamar Kitchen (healthy restaurant), Waves Grill, Terrace Cafe.

Deck 11: Suites and Exective Lounge

Decks 10,9,8 and 7: Cabins.

Deck 6: Martinis Bar, Casino, Grand Lounge, Fortunes bar and Grand Dining room.

Deck 5: Allura lounge (theatre), Reception, Destination Services, Concierge, three Boutiques, Red Ginger (Asian) and  Jaques (French) Restaurants.

Deck 4: Medical Centre and crew quarters.

Below this we are not allowed to look, although I would love to look through what makes this vessel go.

We dined at Jaques in the early evening, Sylvia enjoying a goat cheese soufflée and me a ‘soggy bread on top’ onion soup just like on the Serena, followed by a lamb rack for Sylvia and a rather nice filet mignon for me. Dessert was a Mille feuille for Sylvia and the cheese selection for me.

 

Tuesday 6 January 2026 – Cozumel: Sylvia

Our itinerary was switched and we arrived in Cozumel at 7am this morning instead of Costa Maya. (We will go to Costa Maya tomorrow). We were moored right next to another cruise ship. We had arranged a private jeep tour of the island and after wandering to the end of the pier and through the shopping mall we met our driver and guide, Irving, under the lighthouse, exactly as directed. Another short walk took us to the jeep.

Irving was an excellent guide with very good English. We decided to drive around the small island to get an overview. Cozumel has a population of ~100,000, about 10,000 of whom are expats. Most days in the high season, it receives up to 60,000 visitors from the 6-7 cruise ships that dock and the ferries that run every hour from the mainland. Tourism is clearly the major earner for this small island, which is only about 11kms wide and 30kms long. You are only able to drive around half the island as the other half contains Mayan ruins, which are protected but able to be visited. We will visit Mayan ruins in Costa Maya so decided not to do that today.

Instead we stopped at Bee Happy, a local bee sanctuary, which rescues the local stingless bees and makes a range of honey and honey products from both these bees and the normal stinging variety. We were introduced to Cynthia, who guided us around their set up. As well as the honey products they also grow vanilla, an orchid, which they use to flavour some of their products. We were able to taste the genuine vanilla and manufactured vanilla, which is very different.

Cynthia then explained the process of making cacao. We had a go ourselves, cracking and de-shelling the beans, then rolling them on the stones into a paste. A little honey was added and we were able to taste.

We then tasted a variety of different honey products from both the normal, and the non-stinging endemic bees, before visiting some of the rescued hives for the non-stinging ones. They mostly build their hives inside logs and then make small entrance ways. There are two different varieties of these bees, one being particularly tiny.

After leaving Bee Happy we continued to what is known as the ‘wild’ coast, although it didn’t seem very wild today. This side of the island has no housing but there are restaurants and beach clubs scattered along it. It is generally windier with rougher seas than the other side and there are a lot of surfing schools. On the other side of the road from the ocean is a mangrove swamp and we saw a couple of crocodiles sunning themselves alongside.

We continued around the island and stopped at the Money Bar Beach club where we did some snorkelling in the crystal clear, turquoise waters. We were surrounded by fish as soon as we got in and although there wasn’t a lot of coral around we did see a few lovely fans and lots of different and very colourful fish. Back on land again we enjoyed a delicious lunch before heading back to the ship, through the obligatory shopping mall.

We had time for a bit of a relax before heading up to the Horizon Lounge for our first afternoon tea of the trip. I had been really looking forward to this and was not disappointed.

The rest of the afternoon passed quickly. It was good to relax a bit. We both attended the sunset stretch class in the gym and then settled into our room to watch a good movie.

 

Oceania Cruise: Lisbon to Cape Town November 2025 – Part V

Tuesday 25  – Thursday 27 November 2025 – At Sea: Sylvia

We have had three sea days in row. Lots of the same sorts of activities. Lots of different exercise classes and walking around the deck for me. The sea has been mostly fairly calm although the wind has come up a bit, which makes walking around the deck interesting. The wind has also resulted in a little more movement on board which makes balancing for stretch, yoga and Pilates classes extra challenging.  I have also had bridge lessons every morning.

On Wednesday I joined the last line-dancing session for the cruise. It is always a bit of fun to engage in this activity and I wish they had done it a little more often on this cruise given the number of sea days we had.

On Thursday the crew held a ‘country fair’ on the pool deck with lots of different games for us to participate in – tying knots, ball tosses, guessing spices by smell etc. We won raffle tickets at each game station and the draw was held at the end for some Oceania-branded merchandise but we were unsuccessful in the raffle. It was a bit of fun and very well attended, even though Roger found the music a bit loud.

Our fantastic butler, Akshay, handing out tickets at the Ball Toss

We enjoyed afternoon tea every day up in the Horizon Lounge. There is something very decadent about being served tea, scones and cakes, with fine china teapots and a string duet playing. And all while looking out to sea. This has quickly become one of my favourite things. On Thursday we had a special Viennese afternoon tea. Usually they serve the cakes and sandwiches from trolleys but on special days they set up a buffet instead.

Roger has enjoyed his cigar and G&T up on deck 9 every afternoon/evening. He meets some very interesting people and always enjoys chatting with them.

On Thursday evening we attended a Magician show in the Sirena lounge with Stuart Lightbody. He had done a show a few nights ago and people had been raving about it so we arrived early to ensure we had good seats. Just as well we did as the theatre was packed out. And it was well worth it. He is certainly an incredible magician and we both walked away completely gobsmacked by his illusions.

Tomorrow we arrive in Namibia.

 

Friday 28 November 2025 – Walvis Bay, Namibia: Roger

It was mid-morning when we sailed into Walvis Bay harbour, which was encased in a light mist. This time it was a face-to-face meeting with the immigration officers, who were seated in the Sirena lounge. We were called down in groups, our passports and visas handed to us as we moved along the queue. When our turn came the officer had a quick look and made a couple of stamps, then we handed our passports back to the Sirena crew on our way out the door.

Namibia, has a population of around three million. Its main exports are minerals, diamonds and uranium along with some gold, fish and petroleum products. Most of these are exported from the port here at Walvis Bay. Once again it was discovered by the Portuguese in the 1400’s, but over the years owned by the Dutch, then the English, and in the late 1800’s the Germans. After WWII it was controlled by South Africa until the seventies when it was recognised as a state by the UN. It gained independence in 1990. South Africa retained ownership of Walvis Bay, the country’s major port until 1992. With the Namib desert being the oldest in the world there is evidence of man roaming around here several thousand years ago.

About 1145 we headed down the gangway onto the wharf, where a gaggle of tour guides and taxi drivers ambushed us, wanting to sell us a ride or tour. After many “we already have one booked” they left us alone until our guide JP turned up. In a convoy of 3 vehicles we headed out of the port to our first stop along the waterfront, where large flocks of greater flamingos were feeding in the shallow waters, along with a few pelicans, cormorants and other sea birds.

After taking a few photos we headed to the next stop, being Dune 7, which is a ~140m high sand dune people get to look at and walk up. A couple from Portugal along with Sylvia headed inside the fenced off area to buy a ticket. At the ticket booth they asked if they could pay in USD, which should have been just under 27 USD. They wanted 45 but dropped the price to 40 after complaints and refused to drop it any further. The Portuguese couple were not prepared to pay that so we  walked off and took pictures from outside the fence, until they told us we couldn’t do that either.

We moved on, heading north along a four-lane motorway for some distance, at one stage passing an oncoming freight-passenger train that apparently comes across Africa from Tanzania. We turned off, heading east along what is a salt road. It is common practice here to spray large volumes of dissolved salt on the road, which dries into a very hard surface but apparently becomes very slippery on the odd occasion they get rain.

About 30 minutes along this road we came to a sign that said ‘dust free area’, which we couldn’t quite figure out; with all the sand around they must get dust. Not long after the sign we turned left onto a shingle road where the desert on each side had a slight green tinge to it, almost like there was very short grass growing on it. We pulled over at a lay-over and walked to a monument-type rock on the side of the road where JP explained to us that what we could see on the desert was actually a lichen that grows in this part of the world. There were a couple of them growing on two little rocks on top of the monument. He poured some water on them to highlight their colours and also pointed out that these ones are quite big because they get well watered. These lichens take moisture from the sea-fog that hangs here all the way from the coast most mornings. We had seen this when we arrived this morning, although it had  now burned off. This moisture, along with the ~20mm of rain that falls here annually  enables these lichens to grow and basically hold the ground together, which is not quite sand but a very fine shingle, almost at the sand stage, so that there is no dust.

Further down the road we stopped at a viewing point, which looked across some quite rugged country to some low hills in the distance.

The next stop was Goanikontes Oasis, a small camp where people come to holiday. With a bar, restaurant, museum, a couple of shops and a number of cabins it could be quite an idyllic spot for the city folk nearby to camp at.

After purchasing the mandatory fridge magnet and having a beer we headed out of the camp and up a dry river bed which apparently did have water in it earlier this year, to the point that the water actually reached the sea. As we bounced our way up the sandy track, which not long ago had been a river, we spotted the odd bit of bird life, including a swallow-tailed bee eater.

Some distance up the valley we took a left turn up another valley, eventually coming across some Welwitchia pine trees. These have two leaves, one on each side, which eventually get split by the weather. They have small cones; the ones on the female tree also have a little sail on the seeds so the wind can disperse them. They are pollinated by a sectopia beetle. These plants grow very slowly. The ones here ranged from about 100 – 600 years old. There was also a pile of dolomite rocks nearby which when hit with a rock made a musical noise.

We headed down another valley looking at the many rock formations, which can only be described by picture.

Back on the road we headed back the way we came, then to the city of Swakopmund. With a population of around seventy thousand this town is immaculate. With its German origins, it is apparently the tidiest town in Africa. We enjoyed a pizza and a beer at a local restaurant, followed by a stroll to the beach near the lighthouse. Lots of locals were gathered in the bars and restaurants.

We took the coast road back to Walvis Bay, stopping along the way to walk up a small sand dune for some photos. As the sun was well down in the sky by now shadows made the ridges really stand out.

 

Saturday 29 November 2025 – Walvis Bay, Namibia: Sylvia

We had arranged a private tour today and, after breakfast in the Grand dining room (Roger has started enjoying their breakfast steak), we headed off the ship and met our guide, Martin. We headed south this time, passing the flamingoes we had seen yesterday and soon arriving at a massive salt mining area. The Walvis Bay Salt company was established in 1960 and now covers 40 square kilometres and exports 1.2 million tonnes of salt a year. Huge mountains of salt were piled up by a few buildings. We drove past massive lagoons, some still with bird life. As we drove further on the water became pinker and the bird life scarce. At one stage we came across a black-backed jackal. The scale of this venture was impressive to say the least.

Martin let a bit of air out of the tires and we headed about 50kms south along the beach to Sandwich Harbour. This used to be a whaling station until the 1970’s and got its name from the supply ship that used to visit. We started in a fairly flat area with a bit of scrub here and there. At one stage we stopped and Martin jumped out of the vehicle and dug in one of the dunes, coming out with a tiny, very attractive web-footed gecko. These well-adapted little animals sleep under the sand during the day, then come out to hunt at night.

A little further on we stopped again where we could see quite a dark reddish colour in the sand. This mineral-rich sand makes its way here via rain, wind etc from mountains in South Africa. Up close it is easy to see the many minerals that give it its red colour. Martin also waved a magnet over the sand, picking up heaps of small iron (hematite) shards. These are what give the desert in the Sossussvlei area its distinctive red colour. The sand there is 70-90 million years old and the hematite has rusted. The sand in this area is only 8-12 million years old and while it has a slight reddish hue, it has years to go to fully rust.

We rocked along, speeding down the beach with the dunes to our left getting gradually taller. Every now and then a small group of vehicles would emerge, shimmering out of the haze in the distance, as we got closer, revealing people fishing.

Sadly we also passed a decomposing humpback whale and many, many dead seals. With ~3-million seals in Namibia I guess it is to be expected that there will also be a lot of dead ones but I didn’t love seeing them. Every now and then we would see seals in the water, and at one point spotted a pod of dolphins.

Eventually we reached Sandwich Harbour, where the dunes meet the sea. It is truly a stunning landscape with the reddish dunes, blue sea and bright blue sky creating some fantastic contrasts. At this point we headed into the dunes, making for some quite interesting driving conditions. Every now and then we’d slide sideways a bit in some very soft sand but generally kept a pretty good line – slowly down the steep slopes then accelerating like crazy to get to the top of the next one. We had done some dune driving in Qatar earlier in the year but this was much more impressive.

Eventually we reached the end point, high up on the dunes with great views back over the surrounding landscape. Martin dropped us off to walk up to the end of the dune, then back down the other side to meet him again. I was a bit nervous about stepping off the top as I couldn’t see any footprints heading down. I decided to go Namibian-style and take my shoes off. (Most of the locals don’t seem to wear shoes). Roger headed off in the lead giving me the confidence to head down too. It was actually quite fun. I can see why there weren’t any footprints as the sand is so fine it covers them up straight away.

 

Back in the vehicle again we drove back through the dunes. The photos really don’t do this place justice and certainly don’t give a good sense of the thrill (for me anyway) of the driving experience. We kept an eye out for animals, hoping to spot an ibex or a springbok. Unfortunately they proved elusive today but we did see a few ostrich in the distance and some type of eagle. As we got back to the coast we also saw a few humpback whales not too far from shore, including one that was doing a lot of breaching and tail waving. Of course, by the time we got the camera out it had stopped.

We continued further north along a rather bumpy sand track to Pelican Point. We passed thousands of cape fur seals, gathered in colonies, with lots of young. There were also many flamingoes, cormorants and other sea birds. Black-backed jackals sat in the sun near the colonies; there is obviously plenty of food for them to scavenge around here. There was a lighthouse and a small hotel towards the end of the peninsula. Heading back again we stopped at a rusty shipwreck and had a picnic. Martin had brought a delicious selection of different finger foods with him, along with beer for Roger and water for me.

We arrived back at the Sirena at about 2:45pm, completing our face-to-face, very straight-forward emigration process in the Sirena lounge. At 3:30pm we enjoyed another decadent afternoon tea, then I joined a Pilates class at 5pm as we sailed out of the harbour.

It has been quite windy today and there is a little more motion on the boat this evening… We will be rocked to sleep tonight.

 

Sunday 30 November 2025 – At Sea: Roger

It was a very quiet day at sea as the walking deck was closed due to the strong wind. After a gym session, Sylvia’s bridge lesson and lunch there was not much happening so it was good to relax. In the evening we were invited by a nice couple from Florida to join them for dinner at the Tuscan Steak restaurant. We had a very enjoyable evening with Mark and Julie, who had both travelled extensively all over the world and done lots of cruises.

Monday 1 December 2025 – Cape Town: Roger

After a coffee in the cafe Sylvia headed off for her final bridge session. She had seen a whale just near the ship while on the treadmill earlier in the morning.  I headed back to the gym to try and work off some of the excellent cuisine we have enjoyed over the last 25 days.

It was around 1400 when we headed into the port of Cape Town, looking much more like a big city than what we had seen since leaving Lisbon. Passing Robben Island on our port side we entered the port. With Table Mountain towering a thousand plus’s meters above the city it’s quite an impressive site.

Once the ship was tied up, at right angles to the large 4000-passenger German ship we had seen at Walvis Bay, we were called down to disembark and front up to the immigration people in the terminal building not far from the ship. As we entered the terminal we were handed our passports then led by one of the staff to the front of the queue; a bit unexpected and embarrassing, apparently it related to the rather nice suite we were staying in. A nice smile from the immigration officer and a couple more stamps in our passport and we were free to roam the streets.

Not too far from the terminal is a really nice up-scale shopping area called the Victoria and Alfred precinct. With lots of very nice galleries, shops and restaurants it was a nice place to be. A local dance group performed in a square while a couple of guys played on a giant chess board with a crowd watching on. We headed into one of the many souvenir stores, purchasing some presents for the grandchildren before heading back to the ship.

I was supposed to catch up with Mark for a final cigar on deck 9 later but as we arrived at the ship they were heading off to walk up Table Mountain. Mark messaged me at 2100 to say they were still walking down the mountain.

We packed our bags and said goodbye to our Butler, Akshay, who was leaving the boat in the morning to fly back to his home in Mumbai, India for two months. He had done a great job, always with a cheerful persona and was excited for his break after 6-months on board. We also said goodbye to the service team when they came to do the turndown service. They both had 6 months to go on their contracts, working 12-hours a day, seven days a week, always with a cheerful smile on their faces.

 

Tuesday 2 December 2025 – Cape Town: Sylvia

We woke to a glorious day in Cape Town and, after enjoying our last breakfast in the Grand Dining Room aboard the Sirena, we disembarked for the last time at 8:30am. I had mixed feelings about leaving. I am looking forward to being home but have really enjoyed our time and could easily have stayed onboard longer.

We wandered along the wharf to meet Rowan, our guide for the day. This being Roger’s first time in Cape Town, I had booked a full day Cape tour as a good way to get an overview of the city and surrounding area. We climbed into a very comfortable Mercedes van and headed off to our first stop, Table Mountain. This incredible chunk of primarily sedimentary rock dominates the skyline. We had fast pass tickets so were able to skip the ~45-minute queue and head straight onto the cable car. With its rotating floor this enables good views for all the passengers inside. We did just over a full rotation as we rapidly made our way up the mountainside, a much easier ascent than the few walkers and rock climbers we saw. At the top we were treated to clear views back over the city and surrounding countryside giving an excellent overview of the area we would be covering later in the day. About 7-million of South Africa’s 64-million inhabitants live in the Western Cape area, ~5-million of them in Cape Town. The top of the mountain is covered with fynbos, a group of plants endemic only to the Cape area. Some of the smaller proteas were coming into flower.  After wandering around a bit and taking some photos, we leveraged our fast passes again and headed back down the mountain.

Our next stop was the Bo Kaap area, where we met a local guide, Sharyne for a walking tour of this colourful part of town. Sharyne has lived in Bo Kaap all her life and seemed to know everyone we passed, stopping to greet them and ask after their health and family. She gave us an overview of the South African history, and the apartheid era. Originally discovered by the Portuguese in the 1400’s it was not until 1652 that the Dutch, through the Dutch East India Company, started to settle in South Africa. They brought with them slaves from all over the world, including exiled religious leaders (any religious leader that did not change to the Dutch Reformed Church) from their various colonies. This included a lot of Muslim leaders from Malaysia and Indonesia. They were originally imprisoned on Robben Island (which is where Nelson Mandela was later imprisoned) and some were eventually freed and established a community in Bo Kaap. These people are known as Cape Malay and the area celebrates their unique culture and heritage.

In the late 1800’s the British took over the country from the Dutch for a few years, then the Dutch took it back again, then the British again. It became a separate territory under the Commonwealth in 1910. Apartheid was introduced in various forms from 1924 with increasingly divisive legislation being introduced. Sharyne explained that after WWII it really accelerated. The white leaders had watched Hitler try to rule by killing those that were different and be defeated. As minority leaders, they decided that they would try and rule by division without killing people and hoped they would be accepted. This was not the case and in 1960 they were kicked out of the Commonwealth and became an independent country, a different way to gain independence from the wars that happened in many other colonies.

Under apartheid there were strict rules and classifications for whites, Indians, coloureds and blacks. Groups were not allowed to inter-marry and were segregated into different areas. This further established Bo Kaap as a distinct Cape Malay area. The area now features brightly painted houses with a distinct architectural style. There are lots of art galleries and museums as well as several mosques. As the tour ended, Rowan showed up with a number of Cape Malay delicacies for us to taste as Sharyne explained how each one was made. I particularly enjoyed the donut-like breakfast one called a koeksister.

Leaving Bo Kaap we headed south out of the city, passing many beautiful bays with stunning beaches, expensive looking houses and high-end restaurants and cafes. These stand in stark contrast with the township areas scattered about. Anytime we neared a township we saw many people walking along the roads and a lot more rubbish around with dirt roads leading off the main road. We would soon come to the township itself with row upon row of tiny corrugated iron shacks stacked alongside one another seeming to fill every space. Most do not have running water or any toilet facilities.

At one stage Rowan pointed out a woman sitting beside the road in a car flying a rasta flag. This is apparently the sign she is selling weed. Although cannabis has been decriminalised in SA it is still illegal to sell, but this didn’t seem to be policed as this car was just down the road from a police station.

Eventually we arrived at the National Park leading to the Cape of Good Hope. This is the most southwestern point of Africa. The park itself is covered in fynbos and is home to numerous species of animals, although they are hard to spot in the heavy undergrowth. We saw several ostrich, including a couple right by the beach. A couple of baboon wandered right along the road edge, seemingly unperturbed by all the vehicles. We also saw eland and bontebok in the distance.

We arrived at Cape Point and caught the funicular up to the old light house. Apparently this lighthouse didn’t work too well as there were numerous shipwrecks in the area. It had been built too high and was often obscured by mist. Since a newer, more powerful, lighthouse has been built closer to the water there haven’t been any more ships wrecked in the area. The lighthouse though boasts impressive views over the cape and we saw a colourful rock agama lizard sunning itself on the rock.

We rode the funicular back to the base, then drove to the Cape of Good Hope for the obligatory photo in front of the sign. As we were driving back out of the park we spotted a smallish puff adder on the side of the road. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately as it is very venomous) it slithered off before we could get a photo.

We drove north along the east side of the cape to Simonstown where we stopped at Boulders Beach, which is home to a large colony of African penguins. These are sometimes known as Jackass penguins due to the braying noise they make as part of their mating process. We spent a while watching from the boardwalk. There were a few chicks, several ‘teenage’ baby blues and many adults. They do look quite hilarious waddling around and jumping up on the rocks.

There were also several dassie’s in the area. We had seen these small, rodent-like animals, which are apparently the closest living relative of the elephant, at Table Mountain as well but here they were right by the path creating some much better photo opportunities.

Leaving Simonstown we headed back to the west side of the cape and were dropped off at Tintswalo Atlantic, a boutique hotel on a secluded bay just outside Hout Bay. I had stayed there the last time I was in the Cape Town area and was very glad I had decided to go back again. The service was excellent, the views stunning and the room delightful. We relaxed on the terrace, enjoying the sunset while Roger enjoyed his welcome strawberry wine cooler and his last cigar for the holiday. A number of small fishing boats made their way into the Hout Bay harbour for the night.

We retired early; tomorrow we will start the long journey home, via Johannesburg and Singapore. It will be good to have time at home catching up with family and friends for the Christmas period before we head off on another adventure in January.

 

Oceania Cruise: Lisbon to Cape Town November 2025 – Part IV

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Friday 21 November 2025 – Sekondi-Takoradi, Ghana: Sylvia

We arrived in the twin cities of Sekondi-Takoradi, the capital of the Western Region of Ghana, at about 9am this morning. Several brightly coloured fishing boats were returning to shore after their night’s fishing.

It didn’t take long to be cleared to disembark and by 9:30am we had been met by Solomon, our guide for the day, and were comfortably settled in a Toyota SUV, ably driven by Benjamin. It was a refreshing change from the chaos in Abidjan yesterday with Solomon waiting right at the bottom of the gangway and numerous vendors set up along the wharf.

We headed out of Takoradi Harbour, the oldest of the two ports in Ghana, having been established between 1920 and 28. The second harbour is near Akra. About one-million of the 35-million total population of Ghana live in these twin cities. Huge reels of undersea cables were stacked up along the port as we left. 

Ghana achieved independence from the British on 6 March 1957 after a brief period of struggle. The Portuguese were the first Europeans to arrive in 1471. They were followed by the Danes, Dutch, Swiss and then English, who ruled from the 1800’s. Prior to independence it was known as the Gold Coast. Ghana is still the largest supplier of gold in Africa but do not refine here. The country is also known for cocoa, oil and timber. The country has had its share of coups but is now much more stable with the fourth republic in place since 1992. It is a democracy with presidents limited to two four-year terms.

It seems to be quite a tolerant society with 70% Christian and 25% Muslim, as well as more than 50 different ethnic groups. Apparently there is lots of intermarriage both between tribes and religions.

Once out of the port we saw several large schools. Education is free to age 18 and the country boasts 70% literacy and numeracy. Even though 24% of the population live below the poverty line the country feels much more organised than the Côte d’Ivoire. There are still lots of traditional market places and small villages but we felt less sense of chaos.

We had been driving through town for about 20-minutes when four coach-loads on Oceania-organised tours raced past us with their police escort. We tucked in behind – apparently this is allowed as we are also from the cruise. We weaved in and out of the traffic making great time on the crowded roads. It seems they only get one cruise ship in every week or two, and only  for a few months of the year so I guess the locals accept the inconvenience. We are apparently on the last ship for this year.

We drove past multiple local market areas bustling with people and with lots of plantains, cassava, pineapples, mangoes, watermelon and other fruits and vegetables on display. Sheep, goats and chickens wandered about freely. Straight-backed women, men and even children carried all sorts of loads on their heads. Some looked very heavy. Women stood at the side of the road with big basins of cold drinks, plantain chips and other snack foods on their heads trying to sell them to passing motorists. 

We also passed numerous police and customs checkpoints and were even stopped at one for a random license, insurance and registration check. The roads must be a bit treacherous as we passed two burned out trucks at different points. Just in case the many pot-holes are not enough to keep the traffic to a reasonable speed, there are also many judder bars so it was a fairly bumpy trip.

After about 75-minutes we turned off from the main road and lost our police escort. The coaches were heading on to one of the old slave-trade castles a little further up the coast. A bit later we came to a massive high-security prison structure, complete with guard training school. There was also a psychiatric hospital and a leprosy hospital in the same general vicinity.

Just on noon, we arrived at Kakum National Park, ~325 square kilometres of pristine rainforest. It is home to a number of animals and hundreds of butterfly species. It also boasts a 350m canopy walk with eight canopy bridges 12-40m high strung between wooden platforms high in the trees. This is what we had come for and we quickly headed off, walking up a fairly steep track to get to the canopy. This attraction draws people from all over and we passed several school groups and other visitors. We were lucky though and had the walk itself pretty much to ourselves, and a small group of maintenance workers.  It was a truly impressive experience with the trees towering above us. Unfortunately, given all the visitors, one rarely sees animals in this part of the park, although we did see a few lizards, several brightly coloured butterflies and thousands of red soldier ants, which we were careful to avoid. 

We were on a tight timetable for the day so after the canopy walk, quickly got back in the car to head to our next stop, Cape Coast Castle, another relic from the slave trade era. This castle is one of about 60 forts and castles in Africa dating back to colonial times, 40% of which are in Ghana. This one was built by the British in 1664 and was another of the last points of exit for slaves. We were introduced to Gloria, one of the site guides, who gave us a very informative tour, apparently the quickest she had ever done.

She was very open about how the local populations were complicit in the slave trade, gathering up slaves from competing tribes and walking them, often thousands of kms in bare feet, to these slave trading centres, from where they would be shipped to the Americas. There was a memorial plaque on the building that was a joint apology from the tribes made in the 90’s.

We visited the dungeon areas where 150-200 men were held in each of the 5 small chambers for 2-3 months waiting for shipment. There was only a small gutter around the edge of the room for them to use as a toilet. When it rained the waste would be washed through the other rooms and out to sea but it was clear that this would overflow and that conditions in general were absolutely squalid. The women’s quarters were no better but there were only two chambers rather than 5. Eventually the men would be herded through a tunnel towards the women’s quarters and then together through the door of no return and out to sea. 

A few years ago the remains of some slaves were repatriated to the country and the outside of the door is now labeled as the door of return. Once again a very sobering visit. Like many military sites the intention is that these places serve as a reminder of the atrocities to ensure we don’t ever repeat them.

We headed back towards the Sirena. I was struck by the many funeral notices displayed on large posters and small billboards in many areas. Apparently this is standard practice. Bodies are held in the mortuary for a number of months until everyone gets together for a funeral, which generally lasts from Friday to Sunday to commemorate and mourn.

We arrived back at the port in good time, with special thanks to Benjamin for his fantastic driving. I had used Hausa Tours to make all the arrangements for today and I would definitely use them again in the future. They were fantastic.

 

Saturday 22 November 2025 – Lomé, Togo: Roger

As we steamed into the very tidy looking port, there were once again numerous ships anchored off the coast, no doubt waiting for access to the port, which is situated less than 10kms east of the Ghana border.

Walking off the ship this morning we were greeted by a rather active local grass band, which included a couple of guys on tall stilts.

Togo, originally settled by the Portuguese, was taken over by the Germans in the 1800’s. After WWI it was divided up, with the French on the west and the British on the east half. In the late 1950’s it gained independence. Now it has a population of around 9 million, about 40% of whom live below the poverty line despite a GDP growth of over 6% in 2023.

Today we were on a ship’s tour as Sylvia couldn’t find a local guide she trusted. Mounting a 60-seater bus we headed out in convoy with another bus, a police motorcycle leading the way, and a van load of police and an ambulance following along behind us. After driving through what appeared to be the tidiest port area we have seen in west Africa, we did a right turn east onto the best road by far that we have seen in this part of the world. With two lanes in each direction and street lights along the medium there were no pot holes. We sped along at up to 80kph, the police escort ensuring all traffic stopped for us and moved over so we could speed past. Lots of tuk-tuks and motorcycles were about, just like the rest of West Africa. Everything along the way was quite tidy with the normal roadside stalls but little evidence of the red dust.

Soon we turned down a dirt road, which lead to one of the king’s palaces. There are three kings in Togo, each responsible for a different part of the country. The palace was by no means grand. As we dismounted the bus, some cute kids raced out to greet us with smiles from their mother in the doorway.

There was a brief ceremony to welcome us, where a bottle of gin was decanted into a glass then tipped on the ground, followed by a vessel of water mixed with cornflour. We were seated in the hall with a concrete roof and no walls while speeches were given on how the system of kings works in Togo. Eventually the chief was escorted down a ramp, shaded by an umbrella. More speeches followed explaining how Queen Victoria had presented the country a staff commemorating the abolishment of slavery. This area had been a centre for the slave trade, primarily under the Portuguese.

The king never said a word. At the end of the speeches we were invited to get our photos taken with him. I found him quite a friendly chap, whose face lit up when I said I was from NZ.

Back on the buses, we headed a short distance back to the main road, went west then turned onto another dirt road towards the beach where we drove east, again passing numerous beachside restaurants. We stopped to observe a large number of fishermen and their boats that had returned from the 2am net setting expedition. Lots of woman sat around filleting small fish.

Turning around we headed back along the beach to a fish-smoking house. The catch is mainly sardines and anchovies. Other very small fish were laid out on the sand beside the road to dry in the sun before being mixed with other food and cooked.

At the next stop along the beach we saw dozens of people pulling in a huge net. Of course a few of us jumped in and gave a hand. They were pulling in both ends of the net which was hundreds of meters long. Being a Saturday the kids were off school, the older ones also giving a hand along with the mums, some with babies on their back. They were still pulling when the whistle went and it was back on the bus for us as dozens of kids, too young to help with the net, gathered in a field to watch us with amusement.

Next we headed to Lake Togo, a large fresh water lake with fish farms, from which they harvest fresh water tilapia, shrimp, catfish and crabs. There we had a buffet lunch including goat meat, chicken and fish at Hotel Le Lac, a resort with jet skis and other water toys.

After heading east again on the highway for about thirty kilometres we turned off and headed north through a village famous for its cheap petrol that is stolen in Nigeria and smuggled down through Benin then by canoe into Togo, where it is sold in bottles by the roadside. The border with Benin is only about 5kms from here.

Back on dusty roads we eventually arrived at what we were told was a forest. It turned out to be a group of buildings on the edge of a forest. We dismounted and gathered around a statue figure. As the guide stated speaking an altercation took place as one of the locals tried to remove the guides boom box that her microphone was routed through.

This place is sacred as people from Ghana came here hundreds of years ago and brought some stone with them, which is hidden in the forest and brought out for ceremonies. There are little sculptures along the track leading to the stadium. (This is all part of the voodoo religion)

We were eventually led through an arch with an eye painted on it to a waiting group dressed in white sheets. They were behind a line which I think defined the entrance to the forest, which we were not allowed to cross. A gin and muddy water ceremony was conducted, I thought this would give us access to the forest but that was not the case. Ceremony over, it was back on the bus for another dusty road drive to a different village.

Here, the whole village turned out, including the local band beating drums and various metal items capable of making noise. Suddenly a large grass object came spinning and gliding down the path towards us. Another gin and muddy water ceremony was preformed after which we were lead down the path and seated in the shade of some large trees while the band played and several of the colourful grass objects danced around, one splitting into 4 smaller versions, which continued dancing around. Every now and then they would lift one up and a small strange object  would come out and move or shake. They even tipped one of the big ones over so we could believe no one was inside. Many of the local villagers were dancing and working themselves into a trance. This is  all voodoo stuff. Apparently as they didn’t have weapons to fight with the story goes that the warriors would change their shape into different objects to defeat their foe. The local children all gathered around us to watch the spectacle.

The drive back was quite quick as traffic was once again pushed aside for us to pass through.
There are large fields along the way, many with irrigation and lots of people manually tending their crops. There must have been a great concrete block salesman here in the past as many properties have high concrete block fences around them. According to one of the guides this was to stop people from stealing the land. There were also some really nicely decorated walls in places made of tiles.

It was just after 1630 when we arrived back at the boat, putting to sea at 1730 for the next leg of the journey.

 

Sunday 23 November 2025 – At Sea: Sylvia

It was another quiet day at sea today with all the usual activities. Bridge lessons continued for me again as well as lots of gym sessions and walking around the deck. Roger enjoyed a massage this morning. We also attended a talk about São Tomé and Principe, where we will be tomorrow. Afternoon tea today was a special cheesecake afternoon tea with many different varieties of cheesecake on offer. They certainly do this sort of thing well.

At 5:30pm Roger attended a cocktail party for Oceania Club members (I was at a HIIT session in the gym). He wasn’t overly impressed. A lovely sunset rounded out the day.

 

Monday 24 November 2025 -Sao Tome: Roger

São Tomé and Principe were discovered as an unoccupied archipelago by the Portuguese in 1470. Later that century it was occupied and colonised by the Portuguese. With very fertile soil it was ideal for growing sugarcane and slaves were bought in from Angola and nearby countries in Africa as cheap labour. Some were also exported on to the Americas. It became a large sugar producer until harsh conditions on the plantations led to slave revolts, including the one led by Rei Amado in 1595, who briefly ruled the island before he was captured and executed. In the 19th century, coffee and cocoa were introduced, and the rich volcanic soils proved ideal for their cultivation. By 1908, the islands had become the world’s largest producer of cocoa. Following a military coup in Portugal in 1974, the Portuguese government recognized the islands’ right to independence, which was gained in 1975.

Yesterday afternoon we went to a session about Sao Tome called ‘Culture and Heart; Nature in Harmony’ with Chris McPherson. This is something the boat puts on prior to visiting each port. Reading from a computer screen in conjunction with slides, McPherson is a little hard to listen to. However, he painted a rather magnificent picture of Sao Tome. With it’s magnificent waterfall, volcanic plug national parks, and a rather luxurious looking coffee and cocoa plantation our expectations were quite high.

This is the only port on the trip where we anchored offshore and had to take a tender into the wharf. It was just after 7:30 when we boarded the tender for the short ride to what looked, from a distance, like quite a picturesque Island . It was around 8am when we landed. We were met by Sipson, who Sylvia had communicated with to organise the trip. The impression that she had was this guy was going to be our guide because we were the first to book and we were going on the best trip, highly recommended by him. That was not the case as we were introduced to our driver-guide Fred. We piled into a rather old Honda and headed into the town.

We stopped outside the church opposite the palace, both well kept and recently painted. It was at this point we quickly worked out that Fred didn’t really speak a word of English – well maybe the odd word, but he certainly didn’t understand many.

Off we went, heading south on EN2. There were a few roadside shops and the odd stall. There certainly hasn’t been a paint salesperson here probably since independence. The houses are mostly pretty rough, most with walls dividing the properties, many made of rusting corrugated iron.

We stopped at the first river, where women were washing clothes. This became a common sight at just about every river we passed. Often the clothes were laid out along the roadside on grassy berms to dry. Sometimes they were even laid out on the edge of the road. We even spotted a car getting washed in a local river.

The other task women seem to be responsible for is collecting water at local water points, some on the roadside, others in the village. It became quite common to see a woman with a 10-litre container on her head. The other task that required a walk was dishwashing. Women and older children carrying all the dishes in a large bowl on their heads was another common sight.

Now  you’re probably thinking ‘what do the men do?’ Well it appears – not too much. Many young men tended to be sitting around in groups talking or looking at their phones. Some older ones were cutting the grass on the side of the road with a machete, others carrying loads of wood on their heads.

Our first proper stop was at Agua Ize, once a cocoa processing town. We parked beside a large run-down building. Apparently there is an information centre there that goes through the cocoa making process. Eventually Fred managed to communicate to us, after Sylvia threw her hands up in the air in a disbelief gesture (frustrated at trying to communicate), that the place was closed today. There were many dilapidated, large, concrete dorm-type buildings there with narrow gauge railway tracks running between some of them. It must have been quite a grand setup in its day.

We drove a short distance up a hill and pulled up outside what was once a large, rather grand hospital. A barefoot and rather pregnant woman came running out and insisted on showing us around. Leading us inside she pointed out where various things used to be, such as the infirmary and maternity wards etc. People now live in what’s left of the place, we presume squatting there.

We went up the once grand staircase to the top floor. From there we could see, not far up the hill, the original hospital built in 1914, this one having been built in 1928. All the roofing material on most of the buildings has long gone and now the steel rafters are rusting away. Jessica, the barefoot lady, pointed out her garden running off the ground floor, where she and her six-soon-to-be-seven children live. In spite of her ragged dress and seldom washed hair she appeared happy and proud of her place.

We continued heading south around the coast, stopping at Boco do Inferno (Mouth of Hell), a low cliff top where there are some interesting lava formations, along with a few stalls selling souvenirs. The water rushes in and spews out of holes in the lava. It must be quite impressive during storms but was not too spectacular today.

We  stopped and checked out coffee and cocoa bean trees growing on the side of the road, then wound our way further along the road, often crossing to the other side to go around potholes. The gears grated as Fred, not the most skilled driver we have come across, tried to change down to get the under-powered Honda up the hills.

Next we stopped at a beach. A short walk revealed a failed restaurant overlooking a nice beach, where a man showed off his prized catch of two miniature fish.

More hills, winding roads and a couple of large trucks with containers on board, constantly sounding the “get out of my way” horn, and we stopped to view the volcanic plug in the distance. Unfortunately the top part was surrounded in cloud. The view was across a valley covered in jungle with a nice river running through it.

Finally we turned off and headed down a cobbled road, with houses spaced out along the way, to a stop where we dismounted and headed down a track to look at this magnificent waterfall the tour company had told us of. Well I’ll be buggered, it must have shrunk over the last few weeks – got wider and shorter I suppose. But anyway we looked at it from some boulders while a guy took a bath in the river and a woman scrubbed away at the dirty clothes on her washboard, crying baby attached closely to her back, which she seemed almost oblivious to.

It was then time for the journey home. On the way out we had passed through a number of villages with schools. Schooling  starts at 6-years here and is compulsory to the age of 14. There are six years of primary, three years of lower secondary, and three years of secondary school. School attendance at primary is so high that there are up to 80 children in each class and schooling is often split into two sessions, part of the class attending from 7:30am to 1pm and the next session from 1pm to 6pm. There is a massive shortage of teachers here. This explains why we had seen so many children around.

We think Fred thought we might be spotters for the Grand Prix as he drove like he was trying out for it, on many occasions nearly hitting one of the hundreds of school kids that were now walking down both sides of the roads and crossing the street in the towns. It got to the point where Sylvia, hanging on with both hands, yelled out to him to slow down, and I followed up with a bit of a serve. The rest of the trip became quite civilised and Sylvia was much more relaxed .

Often we saw kids packed on the back of a ute, sitting on the sides and looking quite happy as no doubt they hung on for their life. There were quite a few car wrecks on the roadside.

Arriving back in Santana, the capital, we stopped at a local artisanal chocolate-making factory. We didn’t get to look at the factory but the shop part was well set up with mouthwatering displays of chocolate cakes and chocolate ornaments. I’m not usually a cake fan because normally the nicer they look the worse they taste but I picked a nice-looking cake and it was probably the nicest piece of cake I’ve ever eaten, flavoured with passion fruit and chocolate. We had a few minutes of relaxation away from the speedy Honda.

Next we went to the Independence square near the palace, where a couple of people were dressed up in some form of costume, I think celebrating something to do with Independence Day, although that was in July. Fred couldn’t tell us so I can only guess. Back in the Honda we headed down to the other end of town to where the fort, and once slave distribution centre, was now a museum. Passing that we were dropped off back at the port where we said goodbye to Fred, who probably wondered why he didn’t get a tip.

We took a stroll back down to the fort and bought a couple of fridge magnets, then headed back and caught the tender back to the ship.

In summary I think Mr McPhersons picturesque impression had been left out in the rain before the paint had dried as most of the colour had run out of it. There were however some very nice beaches.

As we were having our tea and scones in the horizon lounge, the last tender returned from port, the passengers just dismounting before it was winched back on board, the anchors raised and we were on our way again. For the next three days we’ll be at sea, sailing down the west coast of Africa to Namibia.